Michael Trump… after Luggnutt
Luggnutt has been gone for what feels like an eternity and I have had so many dreams about her. I will miss her forever.
So Sarah and I have been playing MAD LIBS a lot lately and have had some fun at it. Here is one I did yesterday.
My dream girl
The girl of my dreams has brown blonde hair scented like shoes. Her eyes are like two tight pools of pee. And her lips remind me of comfortable pants. Her skin is as smooth and lovely as tiny underwear, and she has a figure like Sarah. When she enters a room people always stare at her and say, “You squished my fucking balls! What a Boot cut woman!” Her sense of humor is always snug fitting, and people marvel at her sexy vocabulary. In my dreams I see her wearing a stubbly dress and a diamond chin hair in her hair. I would gladly give up all my butt cheeks for one evening with this long & strong female. Her name is MEAT NUGGET
Sarah and I went to the Junk yard the other day to just look around at all the decrepit old junked cars. I really wanted to see if my old Lincoln and Dotson 280z were still there rusting away along with everyone else’s trashed clunkers. While there I also wanted to find out if they happen to have any lower blinker lamps or my Lincoln Town Car; since mine was tragically destroyed when I had a blow out over
a year ago. “There is a blog about that in here too.” Well as we looked for my old cars Sarah realized she had to pee like crazy and didn’t want to just squat somewhere. Well I made her wait till we looked at all the junk and when I went to get tools for taking out the lower blinker lamp she peed. We didn’t see my old cars there so I guess they finally got crushed and recycled; at least they will always be some where. I got a couple of good looking pictures while we were there and I Sarah wasn’t in a hurry to pee I probably would have taken a bunch more. It is okay thought there is plenty of time for that. I am, by the way so excited that I have fixed the blinker lamp.
I have had my Lincoln for like three years now and have not had heat at all. This year I deiced to finally remedy that problem by installing a new heater core. This was a task that was way bigger than I expected and a bit easier than I thought it would have been. Changing the core took a long time to do only because there was a little bit of heater hose
still connected outside the fire wall and was strong enough to hold the core and all it’s housing in place so I couldn’t remove it. My neighbor came over to see what I was doing and saw that I was having a bit of trouble getting the core’s housing out and took a look to see if he could help. He wasn’t sure but cut off the little bit of hose and well everything came right out. I am so excited to have heat in the car now. Sarah was even cool enough to help me complete this worth while task. It was a nice break for me since I exhausted from taking out the, what felt like, four hundred screws. Now I just need new tires and the Lincoln will be good as gold.
This past weekend Sarah and I went to her mom’s house for my birthday which I pleasantly shared with Mikey, Sarah’s brother. Sunday we went to Disney World to see the light show but they weren’t running Sunday for some reason. Before we went to Disney we went to a place called Swan Lake and feed the birds. Check out the album there are so really cool pictures of the Swans.
I joined Facebook again today against my better judgment, I have a myspace but all my friends seem to think Facebook is so much better. I don’t see how at all. I guess you can find me by my name on there Michael Trump. See ya soon.
well until next time
Michael Trump
Luggnutt is home to stay. I miss her so much
Sorry it has taken so long to write again; there has just been some much going on this last two weeks or so. The night of Lugg’s passing my step dad went to the hospital for chest pain. My mama was so mad and scared at the same time; she said she wanted him to go sooner and with out putting up a fuss. But Rich is just like all us guys “there is nothing wrong… I’ll be fine.” Rich ended up staying in the hospital for a few days and Sarah and I went to see him the day he was getting out. That was Thursday, the same day I went to get Lugg from the cremation place up on county line road. So Lugg passed away on Tuesday and Rich went to the hospital that same night. On Wednesday I had CVS order me a poster of Luggnutt 30”x 20”. I wasn’t sure how it would turn out with my digital picture getting 
blown up so much bigger than its actual size and all. CVS’s web site said it would take three to five weeks before I would get my poster. But that wasn’t so in my case. I was able to pick up my wonderful looking poster of the greatest dog ever that next Monday. Thursday came and Sarah and I took Macey up to see her pop-pop and to make sure he was doing okay and to cheer him up some. I wasn’t sure at the time when I was allowed to go get Lugg from Fosters pet cremation but getting her could wait while we all hung out with Rich who seemed pleased to have the company. Macey seemed to have fun up at the hospital seeing her pop-pop she just played the whole time; when she started getting cranky is when we said it was time to go get Lugg.
It was so hard holding back the tears during the trip to get my doggy, knowing that I wasn’t going to pick up a living fur ball killed me so much inside. All of Thursday was hard even
before I had to go get her, knowing that I was never going to see her that way I have got to see her for the past six years. We arrived to the cremation place, and I went inside to pick up my angel who was now across Rainbow Bridge. The lady in the lobby knew who I was and promptly went to get my dog for me, I didn’t have to worry about the cost because my Nana picked up the tab for me knowing how much Luggnutt meant to me. I didn’t know what to say to the lady in the lobby because of being distraught and all, and the only thing that I could muster to say was “are you sure this is my dog in here?” she reassured me the only my dog was in there and that all pets are cremated in private and no ashes get mixed. I tried not to cry but a tear or so rolled into sight from behind my sun glasses as I left Fosters. Sarah really hadn’t been too sensitive over the whole thing and I can’t blame her because she really never had a chance to get to know Luggnutt as the great puppy that she was; Sarah tried to be empathetic for my sake and I thank her for that. Lugg road home on the dash of the Lincoln; it was one last ride for her and I. It really sucks not having my Luggnutts around there is so much about her that I miss. Like oh yeah…
The day Lugg passed away; my little sister Jessica and her son Hunter mover in with me
to stay a bit and so that Jess could have a good chance at doing a little better in life. By means of, I hope getting her education in order and getting an opportunity for better employment her in New Port Richey; Inverness doesn’t really have much to offer as far as employment, and Jess lived far from any of the available public transit. That was another thing pilled on top of Lugg passing, before Jess got here our Meme’s van had a flat and she had no spare tire because not one of her children made sure she had reliably transportation. Meme had her van AAAd to my house for the night and I was going to take her in the morning to get a new tire. But by some miracle of god, my neighbor Denis happen to have a spare tire that had no vehicle to go on in his yard. I changed Meme’s tire for her so she could leave in the morning to go to the Dr’s, it was nice knowing that I was able to help her out. She does so much for everyone and I don’t think she is appreciated as much as she should be.
I got a gas grill finally!
Today was a good day for me but kind of a waste at the same time. I went down to Career Central to take a census test to get a job doing the census this coming census time. Well after taking two hours to do a thirty min test I found out that there wasn’t really going to be any hiring until this coming spring. Well I really hope to have an echo job by then and will have no need for a census job. Oh while I was there I saw why the government should not run anything! Again it took two hours to fill out a two page application and to answer 28 questions. After seeing that I was amazed at how crapy things there were run, if I were in charge there the doors would have been locked at 2pm (the time the test was supposed to start) directions would have been given once and any one who didn’t understand would have been removed since it was all very self explanatory. There was a lady who came in about forty five minutes after the test was to start and tried running things. But her dumbassness had know clue what was going on or what had been gone over or what paper work had been filled out yet, she really looked like an ass up in the front of the room. All she kept saying was that every one should get an equal chance at the positions there. I don’t disagree with that but when she said if you fail the test just come back and retake it. I was like for real, IF YOU FAIL YOU SOULDNT GET THE JOB!!!!!! We come to find out after the test; there was a practice test given out to all the people enrolled at Career Central. A fricken practice test for a census job!! Why don’t they just give them an answer key, no wait get the job for them and do the work for them and let the people just stay at home… wait the government already does that for the lazy. I still cannot believe there was a practice test for a 28 simple question test that you could miss at least ten questions and still pass. I miss two and wasn’t supposed to know my score and was told that I did really well. For real if missing two out of twenty-eight is really well I would hate to see just well or average. I don’t know what two I missed but I was sure I had ‘em all right. Oh well I guess. Tomorrow I have to call and see about taking the supervisors test so that I don’t have to go knocking door to door if I don’t have an echo career by then.
Sarah and I just goofing around getting some loving pictures in of us sine we seem to be running low. Macey really gets all the camera’s attention and Sarah and I are just bystanders for the most part. we had professional pictures taken recently and once we pay off the tab we will have those pictures that have a couple of us together in them and wow do we look flippen great. I am so glad I got rid of the psychopath and found this wonderful girl who lights up my life.
Macey is growing so much so fast that it some times is hard to keep up with. Just tonight she pulled herself up the side of the crib so that she could stand up and see her mommy and me. She is trying to to do so much, she just figured out crawling and is now standing and she can walk along the side of the table to get to what she wants. she is my little trooper who just love to be held upside down as much as my arms can take it. I love her and her mommy so much. xoxo
I have recently figured out that photoshop can make pictures look like true portraits and such so i have been playing with the settings and testing it out on pictures. I think that my works of art are coming out great. this picture was taken a while ago and looks great now that i dresses it up a little. most of the pictures in this post have been dressed up some.
I miss you my Lugg
Michael Trump off to bed
So Lugg is home in an urn, I got a 20×30 poster of her and i need to hurry up and take my echo test
Goodbye Luggnutt
Well this may be one of my saddest posts to date. November 2nd 2009 I lost my beloved Luggnutt to old age and illness. That cool Tuesday morning went as any other day would go, our family all got up early; well I got up early and let Lugg outside to go potty. I sat down on the porch as she did her business and when she was done she came up for her morning petting. Lugg would stand on the step below me with her head rested gently on my thigh waiting for me to scratch her head and her frail thinning body, which I did without complaint. After we both had our fill I got up and made some coffee and filled Luggnutt’s bowl with fresh soft wet dog food. I got up Macey; brought her out to the living room and entertained both her and Lugg for a bit. Some point during the morning we made it back outside and Lugg was back in my lap getting her fill of loving. My puppy’s dirtiness was a little overwhelming and with an attempt to get Sarah to bond with my best-friend I asked her to give Lugg a bath and to put some Avon’s Skin So Soft on her to keep the flees away. Sarah finally gave in and washed the fragile little pooch, I was so proud of the both of them, and while Sarah cleaned Lugg Macey and I were out in the living room playing with baby toys and the camera. After Lugg and Sarah were done they came out into the living room, but Lugg wasn’t running across the carpet with her head down as to bush and dry her fur. I figured she had done it in the room and was catching her breath, though she looked a little different and even a little scared. I could tell there was something wrong and hoped it would pass; I was worried enough to asked Lugg what was wrong and she didn’t come up to me for a hug. I continued to play with my little girl and then I saw it in Lugg’s eyes, she was truly scared and was about to have a seizure. I swiftly scooped her up and took her to the porch; Lugg has a tendency to urinate during her seizures. We got to the porch and I held my lil dog as her body convulsed uncontrollably under my hands that could do nothing but try to comfort her. This seizure felt different right from the start and my tears couldn’t be held back as I realized this was my puppy’s last few minutes here with me. After it was all said and done my parents showed up to help Sarah comfort me and to find a place to have Luggnutt cremated. It was the longest drive ever to county line road where Fosters Pet Cremation Service is, handing my best-friends limp body over to a complete stranger tore me apart inside. Today… well Thursday Sarah and I went to pick Lugg up; we brought her home in a creamed colored granite urn. Lugg now is sitting in the living room where she can continue to watch the house like she has for these last wonderful six years. I am going to miss you Luggnutt.
Here is just a few more pictures that captured Lugg’s amazing life.
Goodbye my friend.
Michael Trump
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