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May 30, 2008 at 10:32 pm (Ramdom) (, , , , , , , , , )

So there are a few things that I would like to write about tonight; I’m not sure if this will be a long blog or not. As much as I enjoy writing, sometimes I can’t find the words to explain my thoughts; I don’t think that I think in English.

Well the other day I changed my status on my “myspace” page to “getting ready to stop smoking”. My plan wasn’t to stop cold turkey, gum or the patch. I chose the new pill Chantix. I am on day three of the pill as I’m writing this; the amount of cigarettes I consume in a day has dropped to about a quarter of my norm. I don’t even have to stop until my eighth day. I have no real craving for a smoke; and even now as I puff on my 305 light, the taste almost becomes unbearable; so the cigarette gets snuffed out to be relit latter. I only take two to three puffs before I feel the need to put out the smoke. I am ecstatic that soon I can say I’m a non-smoker. Today, when I would leave the house I would leave my cigarettes at home and not one time was I bothered by that choice. I read fully the risks and side effects of the pill and as bad as most of them sounded and a few were more frequent than others; I still feel that the chance to be smoke free is much better the risks I’m taking. The one side effect that I feel is lethargy. I guess that’s part of the depression. But once I get too moving, I’m good to go. So my goal for tomorrow is to get moving as soon as I get up as to not feel lethargic for so long into the day. I chose Chantix because I know of about five people that chose the pill too; they all are still smoke free. Their time frames are as long as a year without smoking. I have wanted to quit for a long time now, I can admit the wanting and doing were to very different things; want to quit was easy to do, but actually doing what I wanted was all but impossible. Now I feel that on June 8th I’ll be totally smoke free. “I can’t wait” Wish me luck everyone I may need it. I’ll try to update everyone on my progress; if you have any questions for me you know how to ask ‘em.

Today as Jackie and I road around town I saw with my two big hazel eyes a turtle. Not just any ordinary turtle either, this turtle was special. The turtle I saw had a cracked shell, a huge slow moving fucking turtle was hit be a damn car. What fucking dumb ass hits a turtle, it’s not like a turtle darts into the road like a cat or squirrel. So the dumb ass that hit this turtle was one of three things but still a dumb fucking ass hole. He/she was either on their phone, following to close to the person ahead of them OR they like to kill slow moving helpless animals with a rolling compensation for his/her penis. Non-the less to fuck tart that hit this turtle needs to have pelvic bone pulled out and feed to the starving dogs at the SPCA. Turtles are very slow moving and are very easily avoided if your paying attention to the road and not things that is not associated with safe driving. This turtle that I saw was not killed on impact, this turtle managed to craw from just past the crown of the street where it had been hit to maybe six feet or so on the paved shoulder. Dragging behind it was the poor things insides. Only the animals back half of the shell was crushed. We didn’t stop, one reason was that there was nothing I could do for the animal, and second is the chance of getting salmonella or echolalia poisoning, I’m not sure which one is carried by reptiles and I’d rather not find out, all I need to know is that I could die if I don’t wash my hands after touching any cold blooded animal. So everyone needs to watch out for turtles and most of all MOTORCYCLES!!!

Well that’s all I really felt like writing tonight, sorry about the language used, just needed it to express a stronger feeling than acceptable words would have allowed for. And any questions about the Chantix just ask.

Michael

Michael Trump

3 Comments

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    allison said,

    I tried chantix and it helped for two weeks. Then, back to my regular habit. This sucks being a smoker. As i tell people, “I love to hate to smoke.”

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    allison said,

    P.S. I have four different kinds of turtles.

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    Michael Trump said,

    I just really hope that I stay smoke free. I don’t have any turtles but I love all turltes, even the Ninja ones.

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