Eat Your Meat
Check this out. Since Christmas, I have lost thirty pounds. I have been slowly gaining weight since recovering from COVID in January 2021. This Christmas, we got the kids a VR, and in the midst of trying it out and playing some intensive games, I got pretty winded and had some extreme palpitations. These palpitations forced me to take a close look at my health. While looking at family pictures, my eyes were opened to how large I had gotten, and I knew I needed to start making a change. Several years leading up to moving to Alabama, I had pretty healthy eating habits. While I maintained much of those habits, I had allowed myself to indulge in food that tasted great but may have been nutritionally empty. I would eat anytime I was hungry, late at night, and what the kids left on their plates because I didn’t want it to go to waste. My weight slowly climbed, and I’m sure I had breached 250 pounds. While such weight might not seem all that much, it was more than I liked carrying around. After playing with the kids for a short time, it would wear me out, and my Onewheel could no longer carry me on trails.
I had a CT after COVID, and my liver was noted as large and fatty. One of the docs that looked over my CT was pretty worried about the incidental finding since I am not a heavy drinker. He wanted me to drop some weight and exercise to help my lungs heal. My liver got in the way of my echo after COVID and another after my run of SVT (fast heart rate). I knew I had to do something about my health, but I just kept saying, “Tomorrow, I’ll start tomorrow; I just want one my snack.” It was this internal dialog that was keeping me from making better choices.
What have I done? Where am I? Am I okay? I am doing great. As I said, I have lost 30 pounds, probably more, since I didn’t start weighing myself until about two weeks into my lifestyle change. I still have a way to go, but I am satisfied with where I am now. I have gone Carnivore, yes, nothing but meat. A few “celebrities” mentioned this lifestyle change and that they had never felt better. I started doing some research and found many family physicians, cardiologists, and neurologists promoting the elimination of all plants from the diet. The thought of not consuming vegetation took me aback. Won’t I get sick if I only eat meat? Will I ever poop again? I have been told my whole life I needed a high-fiber diet because it’s good for me. These doctors, who have active practices, recommend just giving it a try, giving it at least 120 days. I was already unhealthy and not feeling great; what were another 120 days?
I had diarrhea, constipation, and sometimes both simultaneously in the first fourteen days. I ate some spinach and collards every other day to try to help with these issues because I feared that my body wasn’t smart enough to handle the changes I was implementing and requiring it. I did some more searching and made some adjustments to the ratio of fat and protein. I found a sweet spot in my gut. Next, I was worried that it didn’t seem like I was evacuating as much as I was putting in, and maybe I was backing myself up. No, I was absorbing the food I was eating, but also losing weight. I was consuming smaller volumes of food without reducing calories.
Eating high fat with quality protein, your brain will realize cessation sooner than a modern high-carb diet or the standard American diet. My volume of food consumption has plummeted, as has my need for the bathroom. I used to go three times a day, and now maybe it’s twice a week; I’m in and out, leaving just a little bit behind.
My mood and ability to navigate stress are like nothing I have experienced before. I generally have a feeling of well-being, and when things aren’t going the way I want, it takes little to adapt and work through the stressor. I wake up ten to fifteen minutes before my alarm clock and fall asleep faster. There were many times I would eat shortly before bed and then couldn’t fall asleep because my heart would be racing from the spike in blood sugar. This doesn’t happen anymore, not once since I have dropped all carbs. I don’t get tired after eating, and I am not looking for snacks ten minutes after dinner since the cessation achieved by eating meat and fat can keep you feeling full longer.
Having this new feeling about myself, I tell everyone. It’s like I’m getting vegan traits; you know how they have to say to all meat eaters they are killing the world and themselves. Except I am telling everyone how great I feel and that meat is good for them. Well, I started telling the docs I work with how much weight I have lost and how great I feel. They ordered, and I had a blood test that day to check my cholesterol. My total was pretty high, as was my LDL (the supposed bad cholesterol), and I was told I needed to be on a statin before I left work. This scared me, and instead of jumping on a pill, I did some more digging. My triglycerides were 60, my LDL was 220, and my HDL was like 58. As it turns out, this ratio does not put me at cardiovascular risk. They have also removed LDL as a risk factor for such incidents.
While I am thankful to have someone I work with care so much about my health, they are still insistent that I lower my LDL; his partner ordered a CAC, which is a coronary artery calcium score that shows calcified plaque in the heart and can generally predict risk for future infarction. I scored a zero; this means I have little to no risk of having a heart attack over the next ten years. It also gives me the confidence to try this lifestyle change for a good time without worrying about irreparable damage.
At the time when I underwent a CT scan, I had already been making positive changes in my life for five months. The scan revealed that my liver had reduced in size, which was a good sign. However, there was some scarring that had resulted from COVID, which was a bit concerning. Thankfully, my breathing has improved significantly since losing weight, and I am hopeful that by regularly achieving periods of autophagy, my body can repair some of the damage in my lungs.
I have also started mouth taping; at first, it was because I was curious after seeing ads and videos on YouTube. I bought a month’s supply of Hostage Tape and have been mouth-taping for almost two weeks. I don’t see much of a difference in my sleep. I have been sleeping great since losing so much weight, anyhow. But. I am not snoring now. The first night Sarah said I woke her up with some nasal snoring, and that was it. I skipped the tape this last weekend and didn’t snore those two nights. Maybe my mouth is getting used to being closed at night. No, the tape doesn’t pull out my facial hair. I’m unsure if I will keep up the mouth taping, but I will probably bring it while traveling, like on a plane. I always fall asleep while flying and wake myself up snoring. I feel bad for the people who sit next to me.
But Michael, this sounds crazy. What about going out to eat? I order just meat. It honestly doesn’t bother me. Fast food? I order just meat. Dinner with the family? I just eat the meat until I am full. Don’t you get tired of having the same thing every night? Nope. Isn’t eating all that meat expensive? I spend about $20 a day total on my food. I could get away with $8 most days. Yes, that is the total I spend a day on all my food intake. I fast about 22 hours daily, which is a fancy way of saying I only eat once daily. I fill up at dinner and am not really hungry until the next day at dinner time. I will occasionally get hungry around 8-10 am; this is when our circadian rhythm produces a little more cortisol, creating a feeling of hunger. After that initial feeling is ignored, the rest of the day is a breeze.
I turn forty-two this year and am starting to feel as good as I did in my twenties. I credit this to not eating food that doesn’t nourish my body and starting some, and by some, I mean a little, weight lifting. I’m going to increase the lifting of heavy things this summer. My mental clarity has improved, making school easier when studying and taking tests.
If you’re looking to truly enhance your life and well-being, I strongly recommend exploring the carnivore diet instead of keto. By consuming solely meat, you can experience a range of benefits that can truly transform your health. And if you’re struggling with snoring, don’t hesitate to try mouth-taping – it can make a huge difference for both you and your partner. Luckily, there are plenty of resources available for those interested in making these lifestyle changes, and the community is incredibly supportive of one another. Although I’m personally a bit introverted to engage with them, I’ve observed firsthand the positive impact they can have on one’s well-being.
I will update you with some pictures of my progress soon.
Harvey is home.
The good news is that my son Harvey is home, with his family, and is a perfect little bundle of joy with all his tiny little fingers and toes. Everything went medicaly well during his birth and introduction to this crazy world. The day started at about 3:45 in the morning and on my end there was no need to wake since I had not yet fallen asleep from the night before. Sarah got up and started making sure we were all set to go while I handled putting the kids in the van and asking if she remebered different random things we may need. She had everything under control and I just smiled at her awesomeness. From the house we went to my parents who were eagerly awaiting Macey and Reagan’s arival. Macey in no way wanted to stay with them, only because she wanted to meet Harvey as soon as we got to make his accauintence. It took a couple of minutes but we managed to leave with enough time to get some hot chocolate and make it to the hospital with time to spare.
After arriving, we got checked in and brought up to the labor and delivery ward where all the festivities were about to begin. It was a nice room, though nothing I would want to spend to much time in regularly. The clock said it was five am. IV’s got started, plans were presented, and shift change happend; the new nurses came in and finally sarted her on the patossin. From there it was a waiting game; Sarah and I tried to get some sleep until the Dr. came in. When she got to the room to see Sarah ,she told us “well I think you’ll be having the baby around one pm”. There went all my precious and much needed sleep, since it was almost nine now and family started showing up; more people were in and out of the room than I could count. At amost one Sarah really started having contractions and decided she wanted an epidural. The nurses, in vain, kind of tries to convince her to skip it since she was so far along. “No” she said, and soon there after the anastisiologist showed up with his greater than thou you are waisting my time, I should be facebooking, bad ass good job doing self with his helper who was pretty calm and collected. The nurse had me hold Sarah’s shoulders, (I had a very empty stomach, no sleep, and nothing to drink at all), I got this. I go to holding my lovely wife up and am watching the guy fill her spine with pain easing fluids of joy. (Hey why are my arms all tingly, oh I’m getting all warm. Am I having a heart attack? Is this when I am going to die? What the hell is going on? If I fall I am going to pull Sarah down too. “Nurse, we need to switch spots right now. Yes I am fine just take over. I’ll sit down. Oh not on the floor. The chair. Right, that is where I was going. I am okay, I don’t drink soda any more. I’ll drink it but I am fine.” What the hell was that. Yeah that is how about a minute of my life went. I have never felt that way that I can remember any how. I let her down and there is no way to redeam that. All I can say though is that I guess I needed some good food and bad sugar.
Sarah laid down after the epidural, gave a practice push for the nurse who went and got the Dr.. Sarah gave a pracice puch for the doctor who promtly put on her sterile gear and had her push again. Harvey’s head came out with that push; the rest of him came out with a second half push. That boy was as purple as Grimmis and just about as big too. Eight pounds fourteen ounces. He quickly went from purple to bright red, closely resembling the hard exo-skeleton of a freshly cooked lobsted. Yes it was a fast delivery. I held Sarahs right leg and her mom held her left leg; Macey who stayed in the room with us held the shoulders of the nurse who would be soon taking care of my sons medical well being for the duration of our stay. By saying she was holding on to the nurses shoulders I was trying to convey that she was being held up off the ground making it possible for her to see the entire delivery. Macey’s face was priceless, with utter discust writen all over it; she didn’t squint away or try to hide her eyes either. My little four year old held out like a champ. There was a stool waitng for her over by the heated crib that Havey would spend some time in after getting cleaned up and fed. Macey diligently watched everyting the nurse did and managed not to get in the way at all. She did reach out to touch his feet after they were clean and didn’t look as messy as when he was first presented to her. Before everything was all cleaned up I took her, from her watchfull position upon the stool, into my arms and carried her to where the plasenta laid used and wasted waiting to be dicarded like broken toy. I told her that was where Harvey was sleeping all this time in mommy’s belly. She wasn’t pleased with what I had presented her, even though she did want to touch it. Macey went back to Harvey to make sure he was in good handes.
I kept my eye on Sarah during and after the birth to make sure nothing was wrong and to let her know that through all this she is still my number one. After the clean up, people started flowing in and thats when things got hectic. I quickly fixed that and things went back to normal. Soon after everyone was gone and it was just the three of us, I got some sleep here and there, Sarah fed Harvey here and there, sleeping very little. Havery did a lot of sleeping until about midnight. He said goodmorning and stayed up until about six in the morning. My wife by the way is a champ.
Havery is home now. Just sucking up the good life. Tomorrow is his first doctors appointment.
Can you sing in your dreams?
An evening to type; how great it can be. How I wish more of it.
Chickens and Ducks,
They are doing great and are all so much like a flock 
(the ducks with the chicken) that it really amazes me that I am now a keeper or birds. Lol. My Roo, the Jersey Giant, is now almost up to full crow and I believe size; with this I need to find a good inexpensive vet, who knows birds, to cut out Rex’s (the roo’s name) little but load voice box so I can keep his giant self around longer. He is a beautiful, some what tame, black with red bumpy dangle things, monster of a large bird with all the makings of a great flock keeper someday. The white ducks like him so much, that when I pick him up one of the little buggers bites at my toes when I am wearing my old worn out Rock Port sandals. It tickles really as it nibbles away at my little toes, but every once in a while they hit a tender spot and I cant help but to laugh like crazy and pretend to run from the little guy; it of course chases me as a laugh until I almost cry. The homemade chicken coop is staying together quite well and looks pretty good too.
The six birds stay in the yard now that the ducks can’t get out. Just the other day there were many openings in my front gate that could allow the birds, dogs and pig to get out as they
please. I had some fencing to put up to try to keep them in, but it has been so hot out that trying to put up the galvanized steal was out of the question. Since we have been getting this little bit of cool rain here lately I was able to trap in the yard so non can just walk out; the chickens can fly over the short fence if they so choose, but they wont leave the ducks for long and come right back. Now that the yard is secure I let out miss piggy for a little while each day and she just loves getting into all my plants and eating them. She is cute but is not so cute that I won’t eat her. I can’t wait for the chickens to start laying eggs so we can start eating nice fresh eggs.
I don’t know how many of you know how much I hate to shave. Well I hated it until now, I purchased a new double edged chrome safety razor made by Merkur. The blades are super cheap and the shave is closer than any shave from home I have ever had. I have used so many expensive disposable razor and two electric razor and could never get a good shave. The razors that did do an expectable job only lasted about three shaves before I started getting razor burn. My electric razors never cut it and I only kept them for when I ran out of expensive disposables and didn’t want to buy refills. I thought about learning how to shave with a straight razor but a good blade is pricey and I am not sure how good at sharpening I am. So I started looking into old school safety razors. I found the Merkur on Amazon and it had like 369 five star comments for 
it. I put it in my shopping cart and waited. When it got here I raced to the bathroom washed my face with some warm water and a clean rag (no soap), I lathered up my face with some Barbasol Beard Buster and cautiously went to town on my hairy face. At first I was really taking my time and being overly cautious, but after about the first cheek being clean I started speeding up and shaving like normal. By the time I was nearly done I was flying, three days later when I shaved again it was like second nature and the fear was gone. I cant wait to shave tomorrow before work. I will most likely be getting Sarah one to since I read a few comments put up by women who said they would never go back to any other razor on the market. Sarah is just nervous about cutting herself.
Arianna Lore Shirk, Aunt Connie and Cousin Alicia got to see the very few pictures I have of you yesterday. They say you are the most beautiful little girl and that they are going to be praying that you will get to know me soon. I know you will find me someday and your family here will be waiting with open arms.
Thanks to Uncle Mike, Macey and Reagan got to go fishing for the first time ever. We were at Sarah’s grandmothers for my weekend and the four of us tried to catch some fishies. All the while Reagan wanted to look over the edge of the old wooden dock scaring the crap out of us and his mom who sat on the boat ramp watching . Macey almost hooked all of us at least once and wanted nothing to do with anyone casting for her. Reagan just wanted to sword fight with the poles. So there were five of us, Macey, Reagan, Sarah, Mikey and I. We had a good time until the mosquitos attacked.
The same weekend as above we all went to Swan Lake and took some great pictures. This one is amazing. I love Reagan’s curiosity and the time we got to spend just looking at the fish here in this little pond. Reagan was so amazed by the fish and wanted to just grab at them as they swam by us. We hung out here for a little while after everyone left us just so I could enjoy some daddy son time. I wanted to put him in the pond but there is a camera beamed on the pond; plus I wasn’t sure if Reagan would have liked it much. lol.
On the 28th Sarah and I celebrate our second wedding anniversary. Two whole years have just flown by and I have loved every second of of it. Our plans are to start the day with a fresh new tattoo, then nice tasty dinner; from there we are going to a strip club and finish the night with a walk home from our local bar. all of that is great fun and way cheaper than a hotel on the beach where we have to be out by eleven. I love you baby, I cant wait till our 60th anniversary.
Goodnight my friends
Goodnight Arianna Lore Shirk
Go Rick Scott!!!!!
Friday
Hey hey hey so not to just jump right into how my knee is doing as of today. Holy crap it is almost one and I have to be up in the morning. This week has been okay and not to eventful. I have a busy November though; Reagan is going to be here around the 18th , I have my hunter safety course so I can finally go hunting with my uncles and friend (that is a three day weekend course) and at last work has some driving hours for me. I have to go to bed; maybe more tomorrow.
Wow one week has passed since I tried writing last Friday; well it is Thursday now and I hope I can finish this post this time.
My part time job is going great and I am so glad I am able to make a little bit more money on the side. My sunroom job may even has some instillation jobs for me coming up soon too; on the clock and more pay will make me happy. I have now broken so records lately for myself; first is, Sarah and I have been together seventeen months now and I have held a job for over a year now. It doesn’t seem like much to most people but for me it is a great accomplishment and feel very proud of myself. I am finally doing something with myself and studying is going to push me the rest of the way. I can’t wait to pass my test and get my next job that I hope to retire from.
Rick Scott is now our governor elect!! I am so excited and so glad I voted for him and Marco Rubio. I think Rick Scott will do a lot for the state and can care less what Jack Harris has to say about him. This massive sweep out of democrats is a sign that not all Americans’ are retarded. I was really starting to doubt my fellow citizens and where this county was going. I think Marco Rubio could be a great president when the time comes. That’s right; I think people should start watching him very closely because he will be great for this country if we let him.
Macey is starting to talk more now and is becoming quite the little person, I am so proud to
be her daddy and enjoy teaching her everything that I know. She is learning to count now to and is becoming proficient at climbing up anything that has a way to be gripped. It wont be long before she is asking that dreadful question that drives every parent nuts and make bystanders laugh. Yeah you know the don’t you. “Why Daddy?” “Why?” yeah every five seconds. I am going to enjoy the stories that I am going to get to make up when that time comes.
So I guess I’ll write about my chain sawed knee now… So the cut has healed up fantastically and looks wonderful. I took out the staples a week ago and recorded the removal off the surgical steal from my knee. It didn’t really hurt at all but it would have hurt less if I had the right tools for the job. I used some side cutters to try to clip the metal but they only bent it a little bit. I turned the cutters several time and really just broke the metal like how when you bend a paper clip back and forth until it snaps. After breaking the staples I recorded pulling them out and it looks kinda cool and not gross at all in my opinion. Watch the video and tell me what you think if you didn’t see it on face book first. The pictures that I took came out awesome because I finally figured out how to use my super lenses that magnify the image by like ten times total, and create amazing close ups with great detail.
Ya know I just might use my fireplace tonight as long as it cools down a little bit more before bed. I just want to fire it up and get a warm fire going and then throw in the cleaning log to clean the chimney out for the winter. My knee injury is paying off and will keep us warm all winter long.
All right so I am just rambling on about nothing and everything.
Arianna Shirk if you are reading this I want you to know that I am thinking about you all the time and I wish I could see you just once again even if just in passing… Your going to be a big sister soon too. I wish you could be here with Sarah Macey and me to meet Reagan when he is born. Your real mom wont talk to me any more and by that I cant get anymore pictures of you. I hope you come across this blog long before your to old to want to get to know me and the rest of your family. I hope you take the time to read all that I have written over the years. Your pictures that I do have are up on the fireplace mantel and will be up on the wall when we meet again. I love you Arianna Shirk good night.
The fantastic power of Trump 
Yes that is what you think it is… my sister smeared pudding all over the side of my face at Sarah’s baby shower. By the way if you missed it you missed some great fun. I would like to thank my mom and sister for throwing such a party for Sarah and I. And thank you to everyone one that came to hang out; we really appreciated your company.
After all this time.
Dear Arianna Shirk,
You will not believe this, because what I am about to divulge to everyone is so unbelievable. Okay well maybe most of you will believe this. It was this past Sunday…well yesterday. Sarah and I were getting ready for church (some of you should show up someday) and were about ready when Sarah realized that she wanted some clothes out of the shed. I was like; well make it fast so that we are not late. A few minutes later she returned with no bag of clothes and a mouth full of questions for me. Her first was, “have you been in the shed lately?” I was like not to lately but within the last week. Then she said, “Did you make a mess in the shed?” I was like, “yeah the shed is kind of a mess, sorry.” She was like. “You tipped all the boxes over and trashed the shed?” that one was in a confused look and tone. I quickly responded, “Ha ha you’re messing with me.” To amuse her, I walked out to the shed and found it completely trashed. Not in a man left a mess trashed, but a Christmas decorations everywhere trashed. I didn’t take any time to see if anything was missing because there wasn’t anything worth anything in the shed. I cannot believe after seven years of living in this old place someone was finally brave enough to go into my shed. Oh well, their loss since there wasn’t anything for them. Tomorrow I will take a look through it though to clean it up and see if anything is gone.
To add to this, my neighbor Denis had the side window of his van busted out. Today when I got home he was out working on his other truck with his son James. I went inside grabbed the dog so she could be walked and went to say hi to Denis and ask why his window was busted out. I figured it was from a minor accident. I told Denis about the shed and he told me about all the other break-ins in the neighborhood lately. He also told me that, that was what had happen to his truck too. For real some jerk off punks busted out his huge side window, then left. When one of his kids came by they asked him what happen (this was like two in the morning) he walked out to find the tempered glass all over the place. He started to walk down the street, and soon saw a car driving down the street all slow and such; he ducked off to the side out of site. He proceeded to tell me that they stopped in front of his house and when he stepped out from behind the bush and they saw him; the headlights when off and the car sped off.
So I can’t for the life of me believe that after seven years all this in just a couple of weeks.
The lesbians’ behind/ beside me have decided to pile their garbage up at the gate beside our property line. This has begun to smell now, and isn’t pleasant to look at, and you know what amazes me is that garbage pick up is so cheep to have. So tomorrow I am giving the code enforcement a call since it has become a bother. Now before they used to pile it up at their front door, and with the new roommates it is getting piled up at the property line. We’ll fix that soon enough I hope.
So far there has been no bamboo growing in the yard so soon I will germinate them myself and once they get some roots going I will plant them and let ‘em go.
June 15 Sarah and I find out what we are having. Can you believe it I am finally getting to experience a full term pregnancy. I am so excited and cannot wait. Happy if he is a boy.
Why is a raven like a writing desk?
I am glad I got to write tonight though I really wanted to write yesterday, but I guess if I had I wouldn’t have known about Denis’s window.
Today also I got to drive the big box truck to move the sunroom from the Trop to the warehouse and I backed the sunroom into the warehouse on the first try, I was happy as a pig is ya’ know what. I like driving the truck because it actually feels like I am working, unlike when I am promoting where I just stand around talking to everyone that walks by.
Well I have no new pictures to write about this time. It isn’t because I haven’t taken any. The pictures are on the camera at home and I am at my moms watching Alice in Wonderland. Oh well maybe next time. Alice was a cool movie to watch I wouldn’t buy it but I would Red Box it.
My grooms men this far are; Jonny Suburban, Johnny Skipper, and John Macaluso. Three Johns without even planning it that way, and I wish Nick were going to be at the wedding too.
Well Sarah is ready to go so I got to end this here
Goodnight
Michael Trump
CONGRESS: breaking the law so you don’t have to.
Do your fingers hurt?
This post took me a little longer to write…longer to start writing I should say. I am not sure why either, maybe I was just avoiding writing this time. So I had court the other day, and I am not so sure about what I can write in this post, or about what had happen; because, there is a confidentiality motion thing. But I assume what I can say is that the judge dismissed my case with prejudice, that means I can’t try again at this. With the case aside, can you flipping believe that!!!! The judge knows that they lied in the adoption and said that it was up to me to make sure that they didn’t break the law. (UP TO MICHAEL TRUMP!!!!!) Last I checked vigilantism isn’t smiled upon in court. So for the rest of my life I know that I tried to meet my daughter and her grandparents stole her from me. Fair and square according to the courts. I am heart broken; but now when she comes to find me one day she will learn the truth and her grandparents will have a lot to answer to. I am going to get the transcripts of the hearings and store them away for safe and truthful keeping. Mike Deeson has my story and can legally air it but he doesn’t think he will now because of the dismissal with prejudice thing, I understand I guess but it really sucks ya know. So until Arianna Shirk finds me; life goes on and I’ll be successful and be happy.
Sarah, my love, and I have a wedding date picked out, and the place too. Well she has made those decisions so I didn’t have to; the date though has fallen on another special day. In 1963 Martin Luther King Jr. gave the “I have a dream speech” and even better than that; my dad and step mom Lisa were married on the same day 27 years ago! How cool is that. Neither Sarah nor I knew that, and when I told my stepmom the date she started to cry and explained with joy that it was their anniversary day too. Glenn Beck is having a great speech this year on the same day too. I told Sarah that we need to have the wedding moved up to D.C. at the Lincoln memorial; she didn’t go for it though.
I am finally starting to get some studying in and I hope soon that I will be ready for my test and will pass it with flying colors. Michael Trump the best test taker ever!! well not really but it sounds good doesn’t it
Here stand my little Macey, she just turned one and has now mastered the art of climbing. She has been able to climb most everything since like eight and half months, but just the other day she surprised us with this new and exciting achievement. I was stunned at first when I saw her there and quickly grabbed my camera that was like an arms length away. As soon as I snapped the picture; I got her down, and gave her a stern talking to. Okay well maybe just a talking… or was it just a “don’t do that again” yeah I think that was it. Now we just keep the chairs pushed in and she gets mad when she cannot get up there. She tries to climb everything and is very persistent; she even gets up on the backs of the couches just to stair out the window and point. She is so much fun to be around, and stairs and such are no longer a match for her either. Soon I’ll have her changing the oil in the cars. Lol just playing.
Speaking of Macey being one, I have a ton of pictures from her party at my mom’s house and will possibly have some from Sarah’s mom’s house too. Yes Macey gets two birthday parties. She loved both of them very much and I forgot my camera for both of them. The one at Sarah’s mom’s I was coming from work and was exhausted so when I let the dog out and got changed I forgot to grab it, and the one at my moms house well Sarah was supposed to grab it before she left home. I am glad Rich let me use his and it takes pretty nice pictures too. Enjoy the pictures; I know Macey enjoyed having them taken.
Well I have to get some studying done now… well first I have to go get Sarah some ice cream from the store and enjoy a bite or two myself. Fun fun fun.
Michael Trump soon to be married
Michael Trump is still on Google and Arianna Shirk now shows up too. so cool. hahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha
I am putting the tags down her this time. I guess it helps people find my stuff.
Are you kidding?
I am so excited (screaming like a girl) lol I, today, just got in the mail; one of the coolest things ever! These fifty little things are going to keep me kinda busy for a while. I might even be able to get Sarah to help me out and join in on the fun of it all. These little guys are going to need lots of love and care if they are going to turn into the massive adult versions of their little selves. I have been looking for months for just the right ones to pamper and love for years to come. I saw many different makes/breeds of these little guys that I picked, and I think, in my opinion these are definitely the ones for what I want. At first I checked the flee markets for the perfect ones and then some of the local big chain stores; none of them had what I was looking for. So I did what any good little seeker would do. I went on-line to find what I couldn’t in the stores, and sure enough EBay and Amazon both had what I was looking for. I did some more research on them and picked the perfect one to bring home to mama. I bought from Amazon only because I have used them before and was happy, so again I hope I am happier this time. Moso bamboo seeds are strange looking little guys, they all ready look like little bamboo guys. Tomorrow at work I am going to pick up some moss stuff that they need to germinate in and get this party started. I cannot wait till I get a nice shad wall and wind break from these little guys. Though I don’t think that I will still be living here when that happens, I hope I will be off doing Echo’s somewhere making the big bucks hanging out with Macey, Arianna Shirk and Sarah. Those are my dreams. Bamboo… yep you read all this for bamboo… I am going to grow some in pots so that when we buy our next place we can just trans plant the little terds where ever we go.
I am tired good night
Michael Trump
Michael say ahh… well you look fine.
So some have asked how court went Friday. Well I requested a continuance and it was granted. I have to amend a couple of things. I cannot comment on my plans just incase others are reading my thoughts. The judge has saw the within the original adoption the there was fraud committed and that if proved could be great help for me. Now I just need to know what that right paper work is to break this case wide open and maybe get some justice for Arianna and me.
I was on a talk show tonight; it is a small over the internet thing call talkshoe.com. I guess you can host small talk show things in it. I was on one call America’s injustice. It wasn’t bad and I got to tell my story about how everything has gone down. There wasn’t much advice other than to get an attorney and fight till the end. I plan on the fighting but so far the attorney thing is still out of the question. They can be expensive and funds just aren’t there yet! Oh trust me if this isn’t resolved while I am poor; I sure as hell will get it resolved once I am in the real work force.
I guess I can’t say to much for now, Arianna Shirk if you’re reading this, I am thinking about you. I know your not reading this any time now. “My time” lol
Sarah has been not feeling well these last few days and I, today picked up some of the slack, she has a sore throat and is pregnant at the same time. Her doctor told her to just gargle salt water and that is it. I feel bad because I know how sore throats feel. Though at first when she started complaining the she didn’t feel well I wasn’t all to supportive. I told her it was all in her head “thinking she was complaining about being pregnant” but yesterday I told her to stick out her tongue and say ahh. Well holy crap was the back of her throat red and raw looking. Sorry baby for not listening at first. She is waiting for me right now so we can watch some Netflix.
Oh about wedding, I have the “GUY” who is going to marry us picked out. I use guy only because I am not sure what to call him Vince would work since that is his name. lets try again.
Oh about the wedding, I have the “Vince” who is going to marry us picked out. That sounds better. She is getting to pick everything else so I guess I get to pick him. But now I got to looking to “Civil” marriages and what that is all about. Either way Vince will be my pick I am sure.
I know him from school and he was a great classmate and such.
Well on another note we have been doing our part to conserve power. All nonessential things in the house are now one strip switches so that we don’t have things running while they are off. And when we leave everything thing but the fridge and alarm clock is off. We will see how the bill looks with this adjustment. So far I have been pretty consistent with making sure everything is off that doesn’t need to be on, and Sarah is doing great at it to.
I love Pilot Pens
Well I guess I am done for tonight. Any special request let me know.
Michael Trump hearts Sarah soon to be Trump
Okay so I am not the star of the picture, but I am in it…
Go to sleep
So I should be asleep since tomorrow is a big day for me. And I shouldn’t be writing but I figured since I cant sleep I should just write a bit. I want to thank everyone for their support with what is going on such. I know this is far from over and I hope God favors my attempts, and guides me in and down the right paths. If what is to come isn’t what I want, I know that isn’t yet meant to be. If your reading this before 230 fri the 23rd say a little prayer for me and my kid.
Work has been slow and man could I use some leads to catch back up. Really though I just need to hurry up and get an Echo job, one where I can settle down for the next twenty. It is funny how our weakly meetings go. “get more leads or we’ll fire the lot of ya and hire new people” yeah that will really encourage me. I like my job though because every once in a while some one cool comes up and talks my ears off with great stories from back in the day. Those people are the ones that make my day go by so fast.
I wish I had something political to complain about, but the few things one my mind need a little more research before I go to town ranting. Oh yeah “Piss off a democrat, get a job and support your self” that is about all I got today/night.
Sarah and I are getting married some time I guess in august or September or sometime around then. I have no clue I am just waiting for my own invitation. Lol. So it will be somewhere around Winterheaven.
Well it is almost 12 and I have to get my eyes closed even if I don’t go to sleep just yet. Well peace and question everything and vote only for people who support the American Constitution…
Good night
Michael Trump
Michael The Trump
Yesterday was fun, delightful, filled with great news and flew by; Sarah, Macey and I went to Sarah’s first doctors’ appointment of many more to come. The both of us got to see an ultrasound of the little baby preformed by Sarah’s new doctor who was quite pleasant; Sarah had blood work done too while we were there. She wasn’t all too happy about getting like ten vials of blood drawn from her precious little blood vessels. All in all, the doctor said everything looks great and that Sarah is about nine weeks and five days along. I am so excited.
Well Friday I go to court again to fight for my daughter Arianna, her misguided grandparents have got a family law attorney fighting for them now and he too has moved to have my case for a child to learn who her father is dismissed. I have a few more things to try and I hope the judge really listens to what I have to say. The grandparents knew that I existed, and where I lived, when they did the illegal adoption; I was never notified about what was going on, I was told to never come back to their house so it wasn’t like I was ever up to date on any thing with her, and that some how does not seem right or legal being that they knew full well that I was a potential father of Arianna Shirk. The full name stuff will help her find me some day so you will see a lot of that in my future posts as I write to her so that she knows that I tried and that I will continue to try until I run out of options and just have to wait for Arianna to find me.
Eliesha Shirk I cannot believe you gave away my child with out ever coming to me. How could you. How are you going to answer the Arianna when she comes to you wanting to know what the hell were you thinking.
I will be sending out my application for my national exams here real soon, as soon as I can get into voc rehab to get my application fee paid. Then I’ll get like a three month window to take my test. I haven’t been studying with Ray but I have been cracking the book allot. I am going to need a great paying job if I am going to support two kids and a wife and fighting for another, boy do I got my plate full.
As I write this I am currently dying of a tooth ache that has come from nowhere and has hurt like hell all flippin day long. In between the pain I did get some stuff around the house done like sanding and staining a new to me wood bench that I got from my neighbors who just moved out of the neighbor hood. Sarah and I rearranged the kitchen and I raked the yard a bit.
I really miss being in school, I don’t know for some reason just knowing that some one is teaching me something just make me feel… well I don’t know but I like it. I sure don’t miss the drama or the other student complaining all the time. But I do miss Ms. Calvert a lot and how she taught. I could use a good teacher to help me study; Ray was a good student for me because as I taught him I was learning too. Well I wasn’t teaching him just quizzing and finding stuff to study.
Star Bucks mmmm I could go for one right now but I don’t know how it would help my tooth at all.
The tooth is feeling a little bit better and I may get some sleep tonight. Sarah is giving Macey a bath right now. I should have used that time to do some photo art stuff but oh well.
well that is all for now and I will keep you up to date with the baby bump.
I still miss my Lugg this was one of our last pictures together
As you might have figured this post was written over a few hours, many breaks for tooth pains, taking out the dog, frying chicken in virgin olive oil for our kick ass salad. For real I make the most spectacular salads, mainly because it has more than just lettuce and dressing in it. my salads would probably put 90% of restaurants to shame. oh… I just got done eating it too and if was just breath taking.
Okay I think I am going to study for a bit to make the national exams a bit easier for me and then watch some Net Flicks Documentaries to learn some more and get some sleep…. wait a second… I just remembered something totally cool that just happen the other day, well some of it sucked and the rest was cool.
I was at my wonderful work trying to get some unsuspecting leads and to also do what I do best; make peoples day with cheerful comments and a pleasant smile. I stood outside that day, it was a bit warm and the breeze was a little balmy, strangely enough since I felt it no where else I felt this sweaty feeling on my chest… not out of the norm on a warmish hot day. I looked down to see if my work shirt was starting to show my perspiration yet; that is when I saw the worst thing in the world that could happen to a person while at work without a different shirt in the car other than getting crapped on by a seagull. I was not soaked with sweat or water; it was much worse and it had soaked through the shirt and on to my chest. I don’t know how long this horrible thing was their but I do know that not a soul had told me about this fairly embarrassing predicament. My second favorite pen gave way and was spewing black Pilot gel ink all down my grey work shirt. My favorite pen was MIA at the time and has since been found. I made a feeble attempt to cover the dollar bill size spill but to no avail the next four hours were spent with me standing around all inked up and no ones name to write down.
When I got home I promptly wrote pilot and explained to them how much I enjoy using their product and that I have used plenty of their pens ‘till they ran 
dry and occasionally bought a refill if the pen itself wasn’t to battered. It was actually a refill cartridge that had relived it self all over me. Pilot Pens promptly wrote me back and asked if I could send in the spoiled pen so that they could examine what had happen to their product. Yes I did not toss the broken pen, and well I wrapped it up so that the mail people wouldn’t get all inked up and sent the pen away. In less than a week it got a package in the mail with like eight pens two refill cartridges and an apology letter. Two days later I got a second package from Pilot Pens with a couple more pens in it, I think I will be set for a couple of years on pens now because I don’t let people run off with them. They are all the point 5mm tips and I prefer the .35mm tips but it is all good and I love how they write any how. I am a Pilot pen fan for life now and will always recommend the Pilot G2 pen to all of you guys. Get the point five or point 35 if you can find it and I am sure you will enjoy.
The ink came right off my skin in the shower though.
Sarah is working on getting the ink stain out now and I told her that lighter fluid or goo gone will do the trick so we will see how that goes. The ink came right off my skin in the shower though.
My favorite pen is the Pilot G2 limited pen in silver. I hope to hold on to it for a long time. I still have a Zippo lighter from years ago when I smoke cigarettes, which I am proud to announce that I am coming up on my two year mark for being smoke free and tobacco free; even though I still crave a Red man chew every now and again. I don’t know why since I only chewed it once ever six months or so. Luke my pal who in my mind, gave me the extra strength to quite has since gone back to smoking but I will stay smoke free at least till my seventies or eighties lol.
Okay it is time for me to get into a Net Flicks movie and maybe hit the hay since it is getting late.
Michael Trump America’s go getter
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So the 31st of March I got a shocking site. My fiancé showed me this little white stick that had two blue lines on it. I knew right away what I was looking at and at the moment was filled this so much joy. I don’t think Sarah really understood how happy I was. I guess I don’t really show my excitement all that well. But wow I can’t believe it, I am really going to be a daddy soon. I feel like Macey is mine, and am a dad to her, but to know that someone is pregnant with my own blood is so cool. I don’t think court is going to go in my favor with Arianna, and I will not except the loss when the judge throws the case out because the Shirk’s adopted Arianna with out notifying me, and I don’t think that the judge is going to care that I was never notified of what was going on; and she isn’t going to do what is best for Arianna Lore Shirk. I will not give up, but I will have to wait until I am making a little more money and can get the best legal help possible. I have written Arianna Shirk’s name enough now that someday when she Google’s her self (if she has any narcissism at all) she will see that I have written about her and will know that I tried to know her. Oh man, will the grand parents have it coming to them when they found out how much of her life has been a lie.
Sarah seems a little nervous about being prego, but it will all work out great for all of us.
It is Easter Sunday and I am not sure if this is getting posted today or not, but any way I got to get back into work…..
Okay so now I am at my parents and I have scanned so many child hood pictures into the computer and am going to upload them all here… well it goes to my sky drive. Take a look Arianna and tell me what you think.
That’s right Sarah is pregnant!!! My mom is happy and so is my step dad Rich Klein (just so he may show up on Google too)
Work has been good but man it has really been doing a number on my feet. I am not sure of how much more that they “my feet” can take. I rotate my shoes so that they have time to regain their fluffiness in the soul. I have been studying more and am happy to be learning more information and it is making sense this time around too. I just hope it is all there when I go to take my national exams. I have so many flash cards that it would take a month just read through them once. Lol. I like to bring them to work and look at ‘em on my breaks and such. Ray took his test and didn’t pass, he only missed it by a few questions and the next time around he and I will pass it. “I hope”
Sarah if by some chance you are reading this…it is not my most favorite thing in the world to do. It is the second or third most favorite thing. I love you first and the most punkin.
So Easter was cool I got to see my Uncle Dejay and my Nana too. My uncle is going to bring over his albums so that I can scan his pictures in too. I am trying to get all the families pictures scanned and have as many of them explained as possible so that I have some picture record of my family.
M.Trump
My life is about to change!
Well it now has been to long since I have written and now I feel bad because I am so way behind. Since last month so much has happened I don’t know where to begin; I guess I’ll start with my Macey is getting so big. She can almost walk and is trying to talk; Macey stands up in the shopping carts now. I know it’s not what the masses consider safe but to me it teaches balance and helps her to stand; Sarah and I are always close by to make sure Macey doesn’t take a tumble. Our little girl seems to love riding up front of the cart. Now around the house she is using everything to balance with, from the couch to the tables and even our legs if she can catch us. For Christmas we got her this train thing with a handle that she can use to balance with to aid her in her lessons on walking, my mama also got her a cool little car looking thing this is similar so now Macey has a choice in toys to play with. It also makes sure that it is easier for my nephew to share too; more on that it in a bit. Just the other day Macey’s first teeth cut through her bottom gums and wow were Sarah and I excited at the spectacle. Macey now is sticking everything in her mouth and giving it a little nibble. Her bite isn’t hard yet but as soon as it is she won’t be biting any more if I can help it. We have also been taking Macey up to the mall to play on the little kids’ playground there because it is gauged towards littler kids like Macey and such. She has been having so much fun there playing with the other kids… well she still just stares at 
them and does her own thing but we enjoy watching her learn and plus the floor is squishy too. I like just standing on it because my feet hurt after working all day and that is normally when we go up there to let her play. I wish my floors at home were the same as the floor at the kids play area in the mall. For Christmas Macey also got a swing that I hung this evening for her; it was a gift from my Mom and Rich. I am so glad they got it because Macey is going to get a lot of use out of it since she loves to swing and I don’t mind pushing her either. She got a little test run in it before bed tonight and was fricking excited to be in it.
My sister Jessica and her son has moved in with Sarah and I so that she can have a better
chance at succeeding in this world than she has in Inverness. She has already gotten a job and our next days of we are going to try to see about getting government help with daycare. I have high hopes for my little sister and I really hope she does something good with her life. Jess and Sarah will be getting their GEDs soon too I hope… well they will because I will not quit bugging them until they do! They both are smart girls who just need to get their shit straight.
Sarah, Macey and I had our family pictures taken a bit ago and wow did they come out great!! I love the one of me holding Macey above my head it turned out so great. Well all of them turned out great I hope you enjoy the album. I enjoyed every minute getting them taken.
We spent Christmas day over at Sarah’s mom’s house and my mom’s and my dad’s. we did a lot of driving on Christmas day and I got no where near enough pictures either but I think that this one came out pretty darn good and I wish I had one with my mom and Rich and my dad and Lisa and all the siblings I could muster up. These will be the in-laws soon and I am glad they are nice. I hope everyone had a merry Christmas.
So I don’t think I have written about the next subject in tonight’s blog before but there will be a lot more to come with what is next. Actually I may not write about it here in this posting but I think I will just make a page of it. And then add to it from there. But… well.
Okay this will be an account of what has been going on up till now.
Right around three years ago I got the most life changing knocks at my front door. It was about July 2006 and I had a house full of people; my roommates at the time Jenn, Adam, Dave, Jonny and me were sitting around watching TV when the whole thing started. I opened the door to see a familiar face. She was a short thin redhead that at the time I thought of often. Her name is Elisha and she was an ex girlfriend of mine. I promptly gave her a hug and invited her in to visit; I had not a clue about what was to come. Elisha and I went into a separate room so she could have a little chat with me and to fill me in on what had been going on with her. I feel like I remember so much because what she told me was so shocking. She sat me down and boy I thought she was going to tell me she gave mo some life treating disease or something. But what she said brought over whelming joy to my heart. Elisha told me that she had giving birth to my child, a little girl that she had named Arianna Shirk. Once it had sunk in I was a little mad since she had left me in the dark and not told me that I was a father since my daughter was now four months old. I didn’t get to name her and my name wasn’t on the birth certificate. I took a breath and told her I wanted to see her and that I needed to be apart of her life. Elisha agreed and promised to bring her over; a week or so went by and she came back with Arianna. I was so happy I couldn’t really speak and I cherished that short hour or so that I got to spend with her. After our short visit I told Elisha that she needed to bring her back over so that my mom and step dad could meet my daughter. As a little side note Elisha and I started back up a relationship so that we all could be a family and such but it was so strange that every time E was here she didn’t have the kids, yes she has two. Well a few weeks went by and Arianna got to meet my mama and we have a few pictures of all of us together, I have always kept a picture of Arianna and my mom up in my room in hopes that there will be many more to come. The visit at my mom’s house went well and I thought I was on my to becoming the family I always wanted. Elisha moved in with me shortly after that and said that the kids would move in soon after. Again it was false hope and after a few months I realized there was something up. I wasn’t getting to see my little girl and was getting really upset. Elisha and my relationship started a downward spiral that ended with her moving out and me still not getting to see my little girl. Elisha moved out to Orlando and I soon there after went to see Arianna’s grandparents to get a DNA test and to reassure them that their granddaughter wasn’t a bastard child. I had my mom go with me to Arianna’s home where I got to first meet Martin, his wife and Arianna’s great grandmother. After I introduced myself and being the possible father of their granddaughter the great grandmother burst into selfish tear saying “oh my god he is going to take her from us!” at that second I knew there was a lot of selfishness in the house and that there my be an obstacle to over come. Instead of being happy that their grandchild had a father they were worried about their feelings and wants instead of their grandchild’s right to know her father. They invited me into their home and allowed me to see Arianna and we had a nice visit. They invited me back to meet a couple that had an interest in my kid. Well they had planned on adopting out my little girl and Elisha’s son too. I told them on my second visit that I was going to have no part in that and that I would set up everything to get a DNA test done. I went to child support enforcement and go them to kind of start a case that only need to be signed by the grandparents and all would go great. Well once it was all said and done they never showed up o the child support place and when they were contacted by the lady who was handling everything some one at their home told her that they weren’t coming and that I wasn’t allowed back to their house. I took a deep breath and said I guess all in good time I will find a way.
A year or so went by and I was watching Judge Joe Brown and they had a thing for an upcoming show that if you thought you had a kid and wanted a DNA test to contact them. Well I did and they called me back in like a day. But when they called Elisha she flipped out and told them to go to hell; she called me and told me to go to hell and that Arianna wasn’t mine and that she didn’t even look like me and so on.
So I waited some more and every few months or so would tell my mom that I wanted to know and she would say okay and just brush me off. I don’t know why she never started any paper work or anything but I guess everything happens for a reason and god has a plan for every event that happens.
About six months ago I got to see pictures of what Arianna looks like now at three and I
cried my eyes out when I saw how much she looked like me. I emailed Elisha and begged for more pictures and she had only a few more to add to her myspace page. I couldn’t believe that she has so few pictures of her kids. I know that I would have tons mine, I would take so many pictures so that I could always see them, especially if I didn’t get to see them often. I show her picture to everyone I knew and asked them how much she looked like me. Every one kept asking what I was waiting for. Well I was waiting for more money so that I could afford the best lawyers that money could buy. I was waiting until I had the world to offer my little girl so that she would never go with out. But what I wasn’t thinking was that every day with out me she was going with out. I want to see her so bad. Every night before bed I say goodnight to her even though I know she can’t hear me. Everyday I say good morning wishing I could be cooking her breakfast. She looks so much like me and I can’t wait to have her in my life. Some people say “don’t get your hopes up” but I know deep down that she is my blood and that someday she will know me as dad.
Well just the other day I broke down in tears and left work because I couldn’t take it any more; I went to my moms all upset because this would be my third Christmas without my little girl. My mom finally got up the energy to start the paper work. I have spent a lot of time at the court house these last few days trying to get everything all together and since I am with out an attorney, I have to double check everything to make sure it is all filled out right. And there is no help from the clerks because some attorney felt he was losing out on money and demanded that clerks not do what was morally right so that people had to pay out more money to the machine. Well tomorrow the Sheriff will be serving the paper work that will change a few lives forever and I cant wait.
My day will come and I will be united with my little girl.
My friends who have stood by my side I thank you for your encouragement and your shoulders when I couldn’t take it anymore. Sarah I thank you for being so excepting of my life and Mom thank you for your helpfulness and all the time you have spent preparing my paper work for me to fill out and for being my mom.
Christmas day I asked Sarah to marry me and she said yes. I gave her my grandmother’s ring that my grandfather gave her. I am so glad to have her in my life and I know I have finally made the right choice in women. We don’t have a date set yet but all in good time for now we have a lot that will be going on with our lives and all good things come with time. She had no clue it was coming and cried tears of joy… I hope. She couldn’t call anyone because we had to leave for my dad’s house and she had to wait till late the next day to tell anyone. My dad and step mom wee very happy to here that I was getting tied down. My mom is probably the most excited that I am getting Married. Well wish us luck:)
Well I guess I have about written a book today and well may have to write another one so that if everything goes south with the court Arianna will be able to Google her name one day and find my page here. I hope it never comes to that I hope that soon I will be writing about her and mine adventures at the park with Charlie the bull dog… no I don’t have a bull dog. Yet that is, so if any of you know any one with free bull dog pups let me know.
Good night and good luck
The hopeful
I took a ride in the dryer of doom and so did Jonny and Sarah, see all the videos here. We were very safe about it and please don’t try this at home or if you are way to fat. I can’t wait to get my little sisters in the dryers lol. It is just for fun and nothing else. hey we could be out bashing mailboxes.
Michael Trump
Trump is cleaning the air &
So there are a few things that I would like to write about tonight; I’m not sure if this will be a long blog or not. As much as I enjoy writing, sometimes I can’t find the words to explain my thoughts; I don’t think that I think in English.
Well the other day I changed my status on my “myspace” page to “getting ready to stop smoking”. My plan wasn’t to stop cold turkey, gum or the patch. I chose the new pill Chantix. I am on day three of the pill as I’m writing this; the amount of cigarettes I consume in a day has dropped to about a quarter of my norm. I don’t even have to stop until my eighth day. I have no real craving for a smoke; and even now as I puff on my 305 light, the taste almost becomes unbearable; so the cigarette gets snuffed out to be relit latter. I only take two to three puffs before I feel the need to put out the smoke. I am ecstatic that soon I can say I’m a non-smoker. Today, when I would leave the house I would leave my cigarettes at home and not one time was I bothered by that choice. I read fully the risks and side effects of the pill and as bad as most of them sounded and a few were more frequent than others; I still feel that the chance to be smoke free is much better the risks I’m taking. The one side effect that I feel is lethargy. I guess that’s part of the depression. But once I get too moving, I’m good to go. So my goal for tomorrow is to get moving as soon as I get up as to not feel lethargic for so long into the day. I chose Chantix because I know of about five people that chose the pill too; they all are still smoke free. Their time frames are as long as a year without smoking. I have wanted to quit for a long time now, I can admit the wanting and doing were to very different things; want to quit was easy to do, but actually doing what I wanted was all but impossible. Now I feel that on June 8th I’ll be totally smoke free. “I can’t wait” Wish me luck everyone I may need it. I’ll try to update everyone on my progress; if you have any questions for me you know how to ask ‘em.
Today as Jackie and I road around town I saw with my two big hazel eyes a turtle. Not just any ordinary turtle either, this turtle was special. The turtle I saw had a cracked shell, a huge slow moving fucking turtle was hit be a damn car. What fucking dumb ass hits a turtle, it’s not like a turtle darts into the road like a cat or squirrel. So the dumb ass that hit this turtle was one of three things but still a dumb fucking ass hole. He/she was either on their phone, following to close to the person ahead of them OR they like to kill slow moving helpless animals with a rolling compensation for his/her penis. Non-the less to fuck tart that hit this turtle needs to have pelvic bone pulled out and feed to the starving dogs at the SPCA. Turtles are very slow moving and are very easily avoided if your paying attention to the road and not things that is not associated with safe driving. This turtle that I saw was not killed on impact, this turtle managed to craw from just past the crown of the street where it had been hit to maybe six feet or so on the paved shoulder. Dragging behind it was the poor things insides. Only the animals back half of the shell was crushed. We didn’t stop, one reason was that there was nothing I could do for the animal, and second is the chance of getting salmonella or echolalia poisoning, I’m not sure which one is carried by reptiles and I’d rather not find out, all I need to know is that I could die if I don’t wash my hands after touching any cold blooded animal. So everyone needs to watch out for turtles and most of all MOTORCYCLES!!!
Well that’s all I really felt like writing tonight, sorry about the language used, just needed it to express a stronger feeling than acceptable words would have allowed for. And any questions about the Chantix just ask.
Michael
Trump on two-wheels
Hey hey hey…. Well this has been a fun fun fun weekend. I went down to Venice Beach to see Jonny Suburban. I got there via the motorcycle. I left New Port Richey on Sunday afternoon; the ride was about an hour an a half, and it was my first time going that fast on two wheels. At first I was a little scared getting on the interstate; but once I was going as fast as the rest of traffic it wasn’t bad. After about 60 miles I was enjoying the ride and time just flew bye. I also froze my ass off; just to let ya’ll know. I got there and met up with Jonny and we went down to where he works and I got to check it all out. After a few minutes there we hoped on the work boat and headed out for the gulf; for two reasons, one was to see where they were building these 
giant artificial reefs, and the second was to check out the girls in bikinis…… no just playing, I wanted to see the dolphins in the channel. Though I didn’t get to see the dolphins I did get to see bikinis and the reefs. We hung out in the water for about an hour and then headed back in to go to the hotel. Oh yeah we walked from the hotel to his work and then back to the hotel from his work, about a two mile walk, lol. Jonny and his coworkers had a cook out and it was damn good food. We hung out at the hotel all night and then I crashed in Jonny’s room and he crashed in the managers room, “he’s banging her down” the next morning I got up around eleven and headed up to Jonny’s work before I had to head home. When I got there the big bosses were heading out and then Jonny
showed me how to use the heavy equipment. After I kinda got the hang of it I got to start picking up the huge rock for the reef and stack ‘em. It was cool as hell and I would do it for fun any time. Dean, one of Jonny’s coworkers kept trying to feed me and on my way out to head home, Dean gave me a Twinkie for the road. “Thank God” So on my way home Monday it was nice and warm, the sun was out, and the breeze wasn’t bad. I drove straight home with no stops. Well except one. 
The bike ran out of gas one mile from exit 275 “the exit for sr54” I was so pissed. Rich my step dad was cool enough to come get me with Steve’s dad’s trailer, and brought the bike and me home. Oh I was so mad that I ran out of gas. Yeah keep laughing. It was a cool weekend, no doubt about it.
Jackie and I spent Monday and Tuesday night at Jackie’s sisters house just chillin and that is why it took so long to write this. I go to see the voc rehab tomorrow, I hope everything goes good and I hope its all good news.
Well I thought I had more to write but I guess this is all I got in me for the night maybe more soon.
Until next time
Your Michael
Michael Trump twice in one day
Two blogs in the same day WOW… well I finally get a night to go out and I can’t find anyone else to go out with. None of my guy friends are aloud out tonight, either because they got their kids or their women wont let ‘em. So I went to Starbucks alone had a hot chocolate and read some of my book “33 Strategies of War” A fantastic book full of so much history. As I sat alone I called the few people that I figured could come out and play and was informed of their predicaments. So now I’m home bored and with nothing to do I figured I would write a little. I’m not sure what to write but I figured I would come up with something by the time I got to this line on the screen. I have no new pictures to add…well wait I do have just one but its not new it’s a little old I just redid it for fun. 
I haven’t heard too much in the political seen lately but I know the next president will be shit. I don’t like any that are running, and it pisses me off that there are so many stupid Americans that have allowed this to happen. Australia is starting to look really nice right about now. So is Brazil…oh the beautiful women there… sorry honey if you’re reading this, lol. I will still vote this year for the lesser of all the evils and I will make the decision once I have learned as much as possible about who is left… wait I have; they are all idiots. So I guess I’ll just close my eyes and where ever my finger lands is whom I may vote for. So my girlfriend is out tonight and I don’t have her kids and I’m stuck at home. This means I get my own night whenever the damn well I please no if s ands or buts about it. I can’t wait J yeah I’m bouncing around a little and who cares at least you got something to read don’t ya. Oh yeah I got the new sprint phone, the same one I got Jackie. It’s the Rumor, a fantastic phone that has all the limits that sprint can put on it. So it’s a great phone that can do a lot if you want a $200 dollar phone bill. I like it though. I also found a cool phone clip for it at the flee market. Its call the “clip hanger” look it up online and you’ll see what I’m talking about. I really like how the phone doesn’t stick way out like other phone clips do. But hey I’m sure your getting bored and I’m getting hungry so I think I’m going to go to Mc Donald’s and grab a bite to eat then maybe have a drink or two while I ponder the universe. Good night everyone.
Your hopeless friend
Mike
Who? oh yeah it’s Trump!
Hey hey hey…. It didn’t take me long to write again this time. I haven’t don’t much but what I did do I fell like telling everyone.
Well I went to the doctors the other day… well Monday I went. And my doctor “doctor Kats” told me that he thinks I should go back under the knife so he can create more space inside my shoulder. He also wants to remove a bone spur and fix a chip in my humorous. So on the 28th of this month “March” I’m going back under the knife. What sucks is that I think I’ll again be in a sling for another six weeks. That is one thing that I don’t want. I is very hard to do anything with just one arm. But hopefully after this surgery I’ll be pain free for once. Though the pain in my shoulder I have learned to just ignore and it really never bothers me until I have to use my shoulder all day. Example would be raking the yard. Throwing darts, building a bird stand “witch I did the other day and now feel the work I did” And anything else that requires my arm to do repetitive tasks. So I hope all goes well. Oh yeah Dr. Kats I definitely bettered his bed side manners.
So yeah the other day I made a tree stand for my bird Coco, it took a little while to do because she also has a latter that goes all the way up the tree. The latter is just incase she falls off and needs to get back up the tree. I’m not worried about her flying away either because I keep her wings cut. So that 
shouldn’t be a problem. I don’t worry about the cats either because Lugg still attacks the cats that are outside. And now Coco can scream outside all she wants outside and I don’t have to listen to it. J It also allows her to get plenty of sun that all animals need. So in a few weeks her feathers should start to look really good again, not that they look bad now. Coco seems to really like it outside anyhow.
I haven’t had any real time to take any more night pictures but I hope soon enough I’ll get a few more good ones taken. So for now I’ll keep this blog short
Good day and good luck
Michael Trump
The Never Ending Michael Trump
Hey hey hey, so last night…… well let me start with this. I’m not feeling well again, like always something is wrong with my throat. So I have been in a pissy mood all day. Witch sucks ‘cuz I don’t like being a dick when I don’t have to be. I have been taking Airborne to speed up the getting better process and it seems to be working a little. But I’m still not in the greatest of moods.
So last night I sat up on my roof and took a bunch of night photos and I think they turned out great. I used the night setting on the camera and with some help from my tripod the pictures were great. I couldn’t believe how good they were. Now my night photos may not appeal to everyone but I think a few of you will like them.
I hope to figure out how to get the moon into better focus. If I use auto focus I can get the moon just right, but when the camera takes the picture it loses the moon just enough to be blurred. When the manual focus is on I just can’t seem to get it right but with practice I will get it right soon enough. I like taking pictures and have taken a few nice ones.I want to take lots of these pics and turn them into a coffee table book. Not to be published though, I want the book for my house and a few friends. That would be way cool to have a collection of my pictures in my very own book.
My bird coco has been driving me nutts these last
few weeks. Everyday all day she screams at the top of her little birdie lungs. I scream back at her and nothing happens, I spray her with water and nothing happens. I even take her out of the cage and play with her for hours on end and when she gets back on her cage she starts again with the screaming. I’m really starting to want to have a bar-b-q with bird on the menu. I’m just playin.
Oh yeah last night Jackie and I went to Wal-Mart to get food for the house. And when we got home, we found ourselves very shocked. There was a cat in the house and it was on t
he couch. That sounds crazy right? Well it would sound crazy if you knew Lugg-Nutt. That isn’t even the craziest part. Lugg was laying next to the cat that had gotten in the house. Right there on the couch. Lugg wasn’t trying to kill it, she wasn’t trying to chase it up a wall. Lugg-Nutt was just chillin right next to the cat without a care in the world. Needless to say we chased the cat out of the house and I didn’t talk to the dog the rest of the night for not showing the cat how the real housemaster was. Well I guess it isn’t lugg like I had thought.
Well I hope ya’ll like the pictures and come back again soon K.
The Never ending Michael Trump
Sorry Jackie for being an ass today.
The Trump is still here
Well just about a month has passed since I wrote here last, a lot has happened too. I have been just a little to busy to write here but tonight I set aside a few minutes to let every one know how I have been.
Well I sold my scooter (I know I know that was my cool little ride lol) but the next day I made
a phone call to a guy in Tampa who was looking to get rid of his old motorcycle. I picked it up for about a thousand dollars. Well worth it I think. She is a 920 Yamaha cruiser and runs great. The bike is an ’82 and loud as hell; I like that because the old people can hear me coming. “Well I hope they can hear me coming.” I drove it to my dads last week and that was one scary ride because I’m still trying to get used to riding a real bike and not a scooter. There is such a weight and balance difference that it may take some time to get a handle on it. Jackie “my lover” asks almost everyday to take her for a ride on it and I feel bad that I’m not quite ready to have anyone on the back of it yet. So for now I ride alone. I don’t get to ride it that much so it’s going to take longer to learn to ride it better.
I finely went back to the doctor about my shoulder to find out how my shoulder has help up over the last few years. The doctor wants me to go get an MRI because he see I still may have a few problems inside the rotator cuff. If my shoulder is as bad as he thinks I may end up having to get another surgery to shave out some of my bone to make more room inside the joint. Scary; I don’t want to be in a sling again. Last time I lost so much muscle mass that it looked like I had someone else’s shoulder and arm. Oh yeah and he was cool with me this time. Someone must have told him that his manners weren’t the best and showed him how to be nice. Since I my visit to him I have called Voc Rehab to let my case worker know how the visit went and I haven’t heard back from my case worker yet. I hope he just busy and plans to return my call soon.
I also found out I’m “skinny fat” Skinny fat= this term is used when a person is thin, yet does not eat healthy or take care of themselves. They think they don’t need to watch the junk they eat because they are thin. They can be more unhealthy then an overweight person.
Also known as, Skinny on the outside, fat and unhealthy on the inside.
Skinny-Fat. If a person can eat pizza, burgers, and candy all day long and not gain weight, they would be considered skinny fat. They can still die from the same weight related diseases. That is Skinny-Fat. I haven’t been moving around as much as I used too and I also haven’t been eating all the right foods so this week I plan to start jogging again, to get my cardio back up; Its not a New years resolution or anything but it is something I would like to do. So we’ll see how this goes.
So the other day I called sprint to get my stepbrothers phone hooked up in my name, it didn’t pay his bill so he gave me his phone. Well sprint said no way are they going to let me have his phone. So I told them to disconnect my phone service since they couldn’t help me just because some one else had a problem with them. They transfer me over to the disconnect people. And well they are sending me some new phone that has been sold out for like a month; for free! I was very excited and couldn’t stop grinning. I ran to the bathroom to tell my girlfriend about what had just happened. And she with a big smile said, “Is that my valentines present?” DAMN IT! Yeah you can have itL lol I don’t know how the hell that happened. So she is getting the phone that I worked so hard to get. By the way I was on the phone for like an hour talking with these people; telling them that if they couldn’t help me then I would have to find someone that couldn’t and now I’m out that phone. It’s all-good though. It was an easy present to get her. But now I want a new phone for me. One that is cooler than my old Sanyo. Well I guess I’m just going to have to wait it out for a while. But if ya’ll know anyone with a cool sprint phone that wants to get rid of it and has a clear bill let me know.
Well I’m off to clean up the house a little bit before my girl gets home from work
Talk to ya’ll soon
Oh yeah I finely found some one to do the fish face pics with me and I think they look great.
Michael Trump 