Trump is cleaning the air &
So there are a few things that I would like to write about tonight; I’m not sure if this will be a long blog or not. As much as I enjoy writing, sometimes I can’t find the words to explain my thoughts; I don’t think that I think in English.
Well the other day I changed my status on my “myspace” page to “getting ready to stop smoking”. My plan wasn’t to stop cold turkey, gum or the patch. I chose the new pill Chantix. I am on day three of the pill as I’m writing this; the amount of cigarettes I consume in a day has dropped to about a quarter of my norm. I don’t even have to stop until my eighth day. I have no real craving for a smoke; and even now as I puff on my 305 light, the taste almost becomes unbearable; so the cigarette gets snuffed out to be relit latter. I only take two to three puffs before I feel the need to put out the smoke. I am ecstatic that soon I can say I’m a non-smoker. Today, when I would leave the house I would leave my cigarettes at home and not one time was I bothered by that choice. I read fully the risks and side effects of the pill and as bad as most of them sounded and a few were more frequent than others; I still feel that the chance to be smoke free is much better the risks I’m taking. The one side effect that I feel is lethargy. I guess that’s part of the depression. But once I get too moving, I’m good to go. So my goal for tomorrow is to get moving as soon as I get up as to not feel lethargic for so long into the day. I chose Chantix because I know of about five people that chose the pill too; they all are still smoke free. Their time frames are as long as a year without smoking. I have wanted to quit for a long time now, I can admit the wanting and doing were to very different things; want to quit was easy to do, but actually doing what I wanted was all but impossible. Now I feel that on June 8th I’ll be totally smoke free. “I can’t wait” Wish me luck everyone I may need it. I’ll try to update everyone on my progress; if you have any questions for me you know how to ask ‘em.
Today as Jackie and I road around town I saw with my two big hazel eyes a turtle. Not just any ordinary turtle either, this turtle was special. The turtle I saw had a cracked shell, a huge slow moving fucking turtle was hit be a damn car. What fucking dumb ass hits a turtle, it’s not like a turtle darts into the road like a cat or squirrel. So the dumb ass that hit this turtle was one of three things but still a dumb fucking ass hole. He/she was either on their phone, following to close to the person ahead of them OR they like to kill slow moving helpless animals with a rolling compensation for his/her penis. Non-the less to fuck tart that hit this turtle needs to have pelvic bone pulled out and feed to the starving dogs at the SPCA. Turtles are very slow moving and are very easily avoided if your paying attention to the road and not things that is not associated with safe driving. This turtle that I saw was not killed on impact, this turtle managed to craw from just past the crown of the street where it had been hit to maybe six feet or so on the paved shoulder. Dragging behind it was the poor things insides. Only the animals back half of the shell was crushed. We didn’t stop, one reason was that there was nothing I could do for the animal, and second is the chance of getting salmonella or echolalia poisoning, I’m not sure which one is carried by reptiles and I’d rather not find out, all I need to know is that I could die if I don’t wash my hands after touching any cold blooded animal. So everyone needs to watch out for turtles and most of all MOTORCYCLES!!!
Well that’s all I really felt like writing tonight, sorry about the language used, just needed it to express a stronger feeling than acceptable words would have allowed for. And any questions about the Chantix just ask.
Michael
Trump on two-wheels
Hey hey hey…. Well this has been a fun fun fun weekend. I went down to Venice Beach to see Jonny Suburban. I got there via the motorcycle. I left New Port Richey on Sunday afternoon; the ride was about an hour an a half, and it was my first time going that fast on two wheels. At first I was a little scared getting on the interstate; but once I was going as fast as the rest of traffic it wasn’t bad. After about 60 miles I was enjoying the ride and time just flew bye. I also froze my ass off; just to let ya’ll know. I got there and met up with Jonny and we went down to where he works and I got to check it all out. After a few minutes there we hoped on the work boat and headed out for the gulf; for two reasons, one was to see where they were building these 
giant artificial reefs, and the second was to check out the girls in bikinis…… no just playing, I wanted to see the dolphins in the channel. Though I didn’t get to see the dolphins I did get to see bikinis and the reefs. We hung out in the water for about an hour and then headed back in to go to the hotel. Oh yeah we walked from the hotel to his work and then back to the hotel from his work, about a two mile walk, lol. Jonny and his coworkers had a cook out and it was damn good food. We hung out at the hotel all night and then I crashed in Jonny’s room and he crashed in the managers room, “he’s banging her down” the next morning I got up around eleven and headed up to Jonny’s work before I had to head home. When I got there the big bosses were heading out and then Jonny
showed me how to use the heavy equipment. After I kinda got the hang of it I got to start picking up the huge rock for the reef and stack ‘em. It was cool as hell and I would do it for fun any time. Dean, one of Jonny’s coworkers kept trying to feed me and on my way out to head home, Dean gave me a Twinkie for the road. “Thank God” So on my way home Monday it was nice and warm, the sun was out, and the breeze wasn’t bad. I drove straight home with no stops. Well except one. 
The bike ran out of gas one mile from exit 275 “the exit for sr54” I was so pissed. Rich my step dad was cool enough to come get me with Steve’s dad’s trailer, and brought the bike and me home. Oh I was so mad that I ran out of gas. Yeah keep laughing. It was a cool weekend, no doubt about it.
Jackie and I spent Monday and Tuesday night at Jackie’s sisters house just chillin and that is why it took so long to write this. I go to see the voc rehab tomorrow, I hope everything goes good and I hope its all good news.
Well I thought I had more to write but I guess this is all I got in me for the night maybe more soon.
Until next time
Your Michael
Michael Trump twice in one day
Two blogs in the same day WOW… well I finally get a night to go out and I can’t find anyone else to go out with. None of my guy friends are aloud out tonight, either because they got their kids or their women wont let ‘em. So I went to Starbucks alone had a hot chocolate and read some of my book “33 Strategies of War” A fantastic book full of so much history. As I sat alone I called the few people that I figured could come out and play and was informed of their predicaments. So now I’m home bored and with nothing to do I figured I would write a little. I’m not sure what to write but I figured I would come up with something by the time I got to this line on the screen. I have no new pictures to add…well wait I do have just one but its not new it’s a little old I just redid it for fun. 
I haven’t heard too much in the political seen lately but I know the next president will be shit. I don’t like any that are running, and it pisses me off that there are so many stupid Americans that have allowed this to happen. Australia is starting to look really nice right about now. So is Brazil…oh the beautiful women there… sorry honey if you’re reading this, lol. I will still vote this year for the lesser of all the evils and I will make the decision once I have learned as much as possible about who is left… wait I have; they are all idiots. So I guess I’ll just close my eyes and where ever my finger lands is whom I may vote for. So my girlfriend is out tonight and I don’t have her kids and I’m stuck at home. This means I get my own night whenever the damn well I please no if s ands or buts about it. I can’t wait J yeah I’m bouncing around a little and who cares at least you got something to read don’t ya. Oh yeah I got the new sprint phone, the same one I got Jackie. It’s the Rumor, a fantastic phone that has all the limits that sprint can put on it. So it’s a great phone that can do a lot if you want a $200 dollar phone bill. I like it though. I also found a cool phone clip for it at the flee market. Its call the “clip hanger” look it up online and you’ll see what I’m talking about. I really like how the phone doesn’t stick way out like other phone clips do. But hey I’m sure your getting bored and I’m getting hungry so I think I’m going to go to Mc Donald’s and grab a bite to eat then maybe have a drink or two while I ponder the universe. Good night everyone.
Your hopeless friend
Mike
Who? oh yeah it’s Trump!
Hey hey hey…. It didn’t take me long to write again this time. I haven’t don’t much but what I did do I fell like telling everyone.
Well I went to the doctors the other day… well Monday I went. And my doctor “doctor Kats” told me that he thinks I should go back under the knife so he can create more space inside my shoulder. He also wants to remove a bone spur and fix a chip in my humorous. So on the 28th of this month “March” I’m going back under the knife. What sucks is that I think I’ll again be in a sling for another six weeks. That is one thing that I don’t want. I is very hard to do anything with just one arm. But hopefully after this surgery I’ll be pain free for once. Though the pain in my shoulder I have learned to just ignore and it really never bothers me until I have to use my shoulder all day. Example would be raking the yard. Throwing darts, building a bird stand “witch I did the other day and now feel the work I did” And anything else that requires my arm to do repetitive tasks. So I hope all goes well. Oh yeah Dr. Kats I definitely bettered his bed side manners.
So yeah the other day I made a tree stand for my bird Coco, it took a little while to do because she also has a latter that goes all the way up the tree. The latter is just incase she falls off and needs to get back up the tree. I’m not worried about her flying away either because I keep her wings cut. So that 
shouldn’t be a problem. I don’t worry about the cats either because Lugg still attacks the cats that are outside. And now Coco can scream outside all she wants outside and I don’t have to listen to it. J It also allows her to get plenty of sun that all animals need. So in a few weeks her feathers should start to look really good again, not that they look bad now. Coco seems to really like it outside anyhow.
I haven’t had any real time to take any more night pictures but I hope soon enough I’ll get a few more good ones taken. So for now I’ll keep this blog short
Good day and good luck
Michael Trump
The Never Ending Michael Trump
Hey hey hey, so last night…… well let me start with this. I’m not feeling well again, like always something is wrong with my throat. So I have been in a pissy mood all day. Witch sucks ‘cuz I don’t like being a dick when I don’t have to be. I have been taking Airborne to speed up the getting better process and it seems to be working a little. But I’m still not in the greatest of moods.
So last night I sat up on my roof and took a bunch of night photos and I think they turned out great. I used the night setting on the camera and with some help from my tripod the pictures were great. I couldn’t believe how good they were. Now my night photos may not appeal to everyone but I think a few of you will like them.
I hope to figure out how to get the moon into better focus. If I use auto focus I can get the moon just right, but when the camera takes the picture it loses the moon just enough to be blurred. When the manual focus is on I just can’t seem to get it right but with practice I will get it right soon enough. I like taking pictures and have taken a few nice ones.I want to take lots of these pics and turn them into a coffee table book. Not to be published though, I want the book for my house and a few friends. That would be way cool to have a collection of my pictures in my very own book.
My bird coco has been driving me nutts these last
few weeks. Everyday all day she screams at the top of her little birdie lungs. I scream back at her and nothing happens, I spray her with water and nothing happens. I even take her out of the cage and play with her for hours on end and when she gets back on her cage she starts again with the screaming. I’m really starting to want to have a bar-b-q with bird on the menu. I’m just playin.
Oh yeah last night Jackie and I went to Wal-Mart to get food for the house. And when we got home, we found ourselves very shocked. There was a cat in the house and it was on t
he couch. That sounds crazy right? Well it would sound crazy if you knew Lugg-Nutt. That isn’t even the craziest part. Lugg was laying next to the cat that had gotten in the house. Right there on the couch. Lugg wasn’t trying to kill it, she wasn’t trying to chase it up a wall. Lugg-Nutt was just chillin right next to the cat without a care in the world. Needless to say we chased the cat out of the house and I didn’t talk to the dog the rest of the night for not showing the cat how the real housemaster was. Well I guess it isn’t lugg like I had thought.
Well I hope ya’ll like the pictures and come back again soon K.
The Never ending Michael Trump
Sorry Jackie for being an ass today.
The Trump is still here
Well just about a month has passed since I wrote here last, a lot has happened too. I have been just a little to busy to write here but tonight I set aside a few minutes to let every one know how I have been.
Well I sold my scooter (I know I know that was my cool little ride lol) but the next day I made
a phone call to a guy in Tampa who was looking to get rid of his old motorcycle. I picked it up for about a thousand dollars. Well worth it I think. She is a 920 Yamaha cruiser and runs great. The bike is an ’82 and loud as hell; I like that because the old people can hear me coming. “Well I hope they can hear me coming.” I drove it to my dads last week and that was one scary ride because I’m still trying to get used to riding a real bike and not a scooter. There is such a weight and balance difference that it may take some time to get a handle on it. Jackie “my lover” asks almost everyday to take her for a ride on it and I feel bad that I’m not quite ready to have anyone on the back of it yet. So for now I ride alone. I don’t get to ride it that much so it’s going to take longer to learn to ride it better.
I finely went back to the doctor about my shoulder to find out how my shoulder has help up over the last few years. The doctor wants me to go get an MRI because he see I still may have a few problems inside the rotator cuff. If my shoulder is as bad as he thinks I may end up having to get another surgery to shave out some of my bone to make more room inside the joint. Scary; I don’t want to be in a sling again. Last time I lost so much muscle mass that it looked like I had someone else’s shoulder and arm. Oh yeah and he was cool with me this time. Someone must have told him that his manners weren’t the best and showed him how to be nice. Since I my visit to him I have called Voc Rehab to let my case worker know how the visit went and I haven’t heard back from my case worker yet. I hope he just busy and plans to return my call soon.
I also found out I’m “skinny fat” Skinny fat= this term is used when a person is thin, yet does not eat healthy or take care of themselves. They think they don’t need to watch the junk they eat because they are thin. They can be more unhealthy then an overweight person.
Also known as, Skinny on the outside, fat and unhealthy on the inside.
Skinny-Fat. If a person can eat pizza, burgers, and candy all day long and not gain weight, they would be considered skinny fat. They can still die from the same weight related diseases. That is Skinny-Fat. I haven’t been moving around as much as I used too and I also haven’t been eating all the right foods so this week I plan to start jogging again, to get my cardio back up; Its not a New years resolution or anything but it is something I would like to do. So we’ll see how this goes.
So the other day I called sprint to get my stepbrothers phone hooked up in my name, it didn’t pay his bill so he gave me his phone. Well sprint said no way are they going to let me have his phone. So I told them to disconnect my phone service since they couldn’t help me just because some one else had a problem with them. They transfer me over to the disconnect people. And well they are sending me some new phone that has been sold out for like a month; for free! I was very excited and couldn’t stop grinning. I ran to the bathroom to tell my girlfriend about what had just happened. And she with a big smile said, “Is that my valentines present?” DAMN IT! Yeah you can have itL lol I don’t know how the hell that happened. So she is getting the phone that I worked so hard to get. By the way I was on the phone for like an hour talking with these people; telling them that if they couldn’t help me then I would have to find someone that couldn’t and now I’m out that phone. It’s all-good though. It was an easy present to get her. But now I want a new phone for me. One that is cooler than my old Sanyo. Well I guess I’m just going to have to wait it out for a while. But if ya’ll know anyone with a cool sprint phone that wants to get rid of it and has a clear bill let me know.
Well I’m off to clean up the house a little bit before my girl gets home from work
Talk to ya’ll soon
Oh yeah I finely found some one to do the fish face pics with me and I think they look great.
Michael Trump 