Michael Trump… after Luggnutt
Luggnutt has been gone for what feels like an eternity and I have had so many dreams about her. I will miss her forever.
So Sarah and I have been playing MAD LIBS a lot lately and have had some fun at it. Here is one I did yesterday.
My dream girl
The girl of my dreams has brown blonde hair scented like shoes. Her eyes are like two tight pools of pee. And her lips remind me of comfortable pants. Her skin is as smooth and lovely as tiny underwear, and she has a figure like Sarah. When she enters a room people always stare at her and say, “You squished my fucking balls! What a Boot cut woman!” Her sense of humor is always snug fitting, and people marvel at her sexy vocabulary. In my dreams I see her wearing a stubbly dress and a diamond chin hair in her hair. I would gladly give up all my butt cheeks for one evening with this long & strong female. Her name is MEAT NUGGET
Sarah and I went to the Junk yard the other day to just look around at all the decrepit old junked cars. I really wanted to see if my old Lincoln and Dotson 280z were still there rusting away along with everyone else’s trashed clunkers. While there I also wanted to find out if they happen to have any lower blinker lamps or my Lincoln Town Car; since mine was tragically destroyed when I had a blow out over
a year ago. “There is a blog about that in here too.” Well as we looked for my old cars Sarah realized she had to pee like crazy and didn’t want to just squat somewhere. Well I made her wait till we looked at all the junk and when I went to get tools for taking out the lower blinker lamp she peed. We didn’t see my old cars there so I guess they finally got crushed and recycled; at least they will always be some where. I got a couple of good looking pictures while we were there and I Sarah wasn’t in a hurry to pee I probably would have taken a bunch more. It is okay thought there is plenty of time for that. I am, by the way so excited that I have fixed the blinker lamp.
I have had my Lincoln for like three years now and have not had heat at all. This year I deiced to finally remedy that problem by installing a new heater core. This was a task that was way bigger than I expected and a bit easier than I thought it would have been. Changing the core took a long time to do only because there was a little bit of heater hose
still connected outside the fire wall and was strong enough to hold the core and all it’s housing in place so I couldn’t remove it. My neighbor came over to see what I was doing and saw that I was having a bit of trouble getting the core’s housing out and took a look to see if he could help. He wasn’t sure but cut off the little bit of hose and well everything came right out. I am so excited to have heat in the car now. Sarah was even cool enough to help me complete this worth while task. It was a nice break for me since I exhausted from taking out the, what felt like, four hundred screws. Now I just need new tires and the Lincoln will be good as gold.
This past weekend Sarah and I went to her mom’s house for my birthday which I pleasantly shared with Mikey, Sarah’s brother. Sunday we went to Disney World to see the light show but they weren’t running Sunday for some reason. Before we went to Disney we went to a place called Swan Lake and feed the birds. Check out the album there are so really cool pictures of the Swans.
I joined Facebook again today against my better judgment, I have a myspace but all my friends seem to think Facebook is so much better. I don’t see how at all. I guess you can find me by my name on there Michael Trump. See ya soon.
well until next time
Michael Trump
I said hand it to me!
So I guess I have a few things to write about tonight, one of them is a little odd but it was odd for me to see and hear.
Just the other day I stopped at a local fuel station to get some gas for the Lincoln. As I waited in line to prepay for my gas there was an adorable couple in front of me; I admired them and was happy to know that I had the same relationship with my love Sarah. Tough Sarah generally waits in the car for me because we have Macey with us, this couple was together inside. This guy in front of me, his turn in line came up, he handed the cashier a one hundred dollar bill to prepay twenty dollars in gas. Now I am sure as a rule most gas stations don’t take hundred dollar bills to often; they like fifty or less in the drawer, I think I read that often on the window when I go inside most gas stations. So I am sure some amount of kindness was coming from the stores associate when he accepted the large note and only checked to see if the security strip was inside to ensure authenticity. The cashier place the bill on the register after ringing up the sale and counted back three twenty dollar bills and two tens placing them in a tight fan shape on the counter as so the recipient of the change could see he was getting back and accurate amount of money. As the associate place the hundred dollar bill into the secure part of the register the guy who had given him the large bill spoke up in an agitated voice, “I handed you a hundred.” The store employee looked at him dumbfounded as I would have to and said “yes you did, and you prepaid twenty and I gave you back eighty.” I was looking at the customer a little odd now, because at the same time his other half was hanging on him and smiling all in love like he repeated himself with some sternness this time, “I Handed you a Hundred!” With his hand held out and his palm up he began to motion his fingers, as to have the store employee pick up the counted moneys and place them in his hand. I was stunned at the situation unfolding right before my eyes, never had a seen a man so narcissistic before in my life. He really wanted the cashier to pick up the money and hand it to him. I started to chuckle as the stores most humble employee did as the self-important man asked with out hesitation once he realized what was being asked of him. The narcissist and his, I hope, better half left the store to go pump their minuscule amount of fuel. I stepped up for my go at the cashier, I handed him my money and said, “it all goes in the drawer I don’t want any of it back pump two please, I would have said your money is in front of you now move along.” I left the store and went to pump my gas, the couple who thought their hands could never go as far as to pick up their own money had yet to start pumping their gas, them man opened the door for his lady friend and then went to fill is car, a newer Cadillac might I add rims and all. I was still in shock of the situation and still am, I know quite often when I hand some one a large bill they count it back to me and place it all on the counter. Again I was always sure it must have been some kind of rule, you know there are those slight of hand people who can some how make it look like you counted wrong and guess what once the money is in their hands your count is final, because they can count back to you what ever they want. But if you count it out on to the counter in front of the camera your count will be accurate as long as you know how to count money. I just wanted to share my astonishment with you all. Don’t let any one push you around if you do something one way all the time then keep doing it and don’t feel bad if you offend one narcissistic fool. Just take a step back and give them a good laughing.
Sarah and I went swimming in my step dad’s pool last week and we had some good fun
with Macey and Rich. We dunked Macey a few times after blowing in her face to make sure she held her breath and wouldn’t suck up any water. Macey had fun, well she didn’t cry at all while we were swimming or even after dunking her; so that, to me, means she had fun. Rich let us use his under water camera so that we could catch the moment under water. Some one should have take a picture of me dunking him.
A few weeks ago Sarah and I went to see the sun-set up and Hudson beach, we brought a pick-nick dinner with us consisting of peanut butter & jelly sandwiches and cool aid; it was a perfect dinner for a perfect sun-set. If you don’t think so them enjoy your miserable life and avoid human contact if you can. We brought Macey’s walker with us so she could run around under the pavilion and not be so board while her mom and I enjoyed the evening. Macey took that as an opportunity to meet as many old people as she could by running into their feet with the walker. They didn’t seem to mind her intrusions, in fact the kind of encouraged it by crouching down and calling her to them. Macey and Sarah got to play in the sand and I got to take lots of pictures. Wow the sky looked awesome and I love how my pictures of Sarah and Macey turned out.
Here in the next week or so I have to head on down to my extern site and say hi to Mariella and every one else. I miss it there and sometimes wish I were still on my externs. Mariella wrote me an email letting me know that a patient had written the hospital about me. At first I was afraid to read on, but as I did, I was shocked to see that the patient had written about how great I had made their stay there at the hospital. I get to go pick up the letter to put with my personal records and hang out for a bit with the people who helped me so much in echo. Don’t worry I am still studying for my nationals.
Luggnutt is still alive and kicking, though she still progressively getting worse her symptoms have slowed; by that I mean she 
hasn’t developed anymore heart tugging problems. She still loves marshmallows though. She is starting to follow me around more and more and is trying to get close to a reluctant Sarah. Lugg, I think, knows she is getting old and is trying to get as much love in as she can before she says goodbye. She will always be my little puppy.
Goodnight and good riddance
Michael Trump
Michael Trump 