The wedding of Sarah Weaver and Michael Trump
Friday the eve of the big day.
I cannot believe it; finally after all these years someone has actually gotten me to settle down and I am now married to the greatest woman ever. This past weekend went by so fast it seems like it didn’t even happen. Friday I went to work and got two leads, and when I got home Jonny Surburban was waiting for me to take us to Bells Outlet for pants and under shirts. John Mac met us there and we all found the last few things we need for the wedding as far as clothing went. It was cool hanging out with them and doing the shopping thing (not having a girl there made it a quick trip because we could just grab what looked good and get the heck out of there.) We hung out in the Bells parking lot for like a half hour or so just talking about the good old days and how much trouble we could have gotten into back then. John headed home and Jonny and I met my stepdad up at the Wing House for dinner and a few drinks. My last night of freedom was spent eating a blackened chicken salad and hanging out with the two people I can generally count on the most. Rich spent most of the night telling our blond haired waitress horribly mean blonde jokes. Okay well she laughed at most of them; later on though she told him to start telling her brunet jokes since she wasn’t enjoying the blonde ones anymore. Just before close we headed out, Rich went home and Jonny and I went to Sail Inn for a few more drinks. Well they were my first drinks since I didn’t drink at Wing House. Thank you Rich for dinner. Jonny and I didn’t stay at the bar very long because of how close it was to two o’clock. Jonny was trashed tough by the time we got home.
Saturday morning the big day.
Well I got up early like I do most every day; I took out the dog, fed the bird and let the mutt
jump all over Jonny to get him up. I busted out the new razor and cleaned up my scruffy beard, used the electric trimmers and with no help from anyone I cleaned up my mop on top. Well not the very top but the sides and back. Luke showed up right on time, and I checked and double checked my list of things to bring
1. me
2. the ring
3. under shirts
4. groomsmen
5. boots
6. camera
7. marriage license
8. hair products
Not a long list but forgetting any of that would have really slowed the day down. Jonny, Luke and me went to my little brothers and dropped off the dog and headed out for Winter Haven. What I couldn’t believe was that my little brother was able to follow us all the way there. We got to Sarah’s brothers place and got dressed then headed out for pictures. Holy crap was it hot outside. We had all the pictures taken at this garden in Lakeland and I think they will turn out awesome. Sarah’s uncle took all the professional pictures and Luke used my camera to take just normal pictures (by the way they turned out great too. Thank you Luke). After we took all the pictures the guys found out the all the girls were going to Sarah’s grandmother’s house and we weren’t going… Mikey’s room was just a tidbit to small for all of us to hang out. John Mac busted out the GPS and we found a Taco Bell to hang out in for an hour and a half. My last lunch was spent with great friends and I wouldn’t have traded it for anything in the world… okay maybe lunch with Don Trump. Lol joking. After we stuffed our faces and had a few laughs it was time for me to change my life for ever and ever. Our little train of cars set out for Lake Silver guided by a Garmin. When our little group of guys got to the gazebo there was a few others who had made it there before us. Vince my friend doing the nuptials was there and it was great seeing him again. Vince was a classmate back in EKG school and was the perfect choice to do our ceremony. The only people who I didn’t get to see there was my daughter Arianna Shirk and everyone from my dads side of the family and they were a group who I truly wanted there because my dad couldn’t make it due to uncontrollable circumstances. I still haven’t heard from any of them… maybe they got lost and really tried to make it. Five pages of print was read in like five minutes and then it was done; Mr. and Mrs. Trump now and forever more. There were more pictures taken and then we went to the reception hall. Where we had our first dance and a newly wed couple to the tunes of Pure Imagination sung by Gene Wilder yeah I know very cool. The song just seemed like the right choice for us. Listen to the song if you haven’t heard it in a while. Okay so the video is just below here don’t miss it. I love you Sarah Trump so much thank you for becoming my wife. We all had a great evening and I would like to thank everyone that attended and say sorry to those of you that we couldn’t invite, for no other reason than cost. I wish everyone that I knew could have been there, I really do. Enjoy the song and all the pictures.
The day after our perfect union.
Lol this is terrible. First Sarah and I went to get a new tire on the Lincoln and were then going to go to Clear Water for the day. We went to Tires Plus on Rowan road New Port Richey. I told the guy inside the store what I wanted and then sat for like an hour before seeing anyone head out to the car. Then he headed back into the shop; he went back to the car with a jump pack. I spurted out “why is they guy heading to my car with a jump pack?” the manager told me that my car wouldn’t start. “um… you just have to turn the key” I told him, and I quickly went for my car and turned the key. It started. They kid told me the car was going to stall out. “Turn off the air!” I uttered. I went back inside and asked the manager if that kid was really going to work on my car. He assured me that it would be okay and that this kid does know how to change a tire. One hour later the manager brought me my keys and then told me that broke a lug nut, and striped out the huge wing nut that holds in the spare tire. Are you kidding me? This is was a terrible experience for me and Sarah, who by the way just wanted to go to Clear Water and spend the day with me. We finally got there and had dinner/lunch at Frenchie’s on the beach. After our delicious meal Sarah and I told a lovely walk just enjoying each other.
Sarah’s mom watched Macey until yesterday so that we could have just a day or two to our selves. Thank you.
Well people thank you for coming
Michael Trump just married!!!
Dear Arianna Shirk,
I truly wish you could have been there to see you father get married I hope that you will some day get to see these pictures and know that you were on my mind though out the day. Enjoy the pictures how I enjoyed being in them. I love you.
The Trump
Oh my goodness it is happening again. The liberal press is black balling Rick Scott now, like they did to the awesome Ron Paul, for some reason these flaming libs are avoiding saying Rick Scott’s name. I wonder if it is because Rick Scott is a real conservative and a better candidate than progressive Bill McWho. The government ran liberal press has no problem talking about Bill, giving me the impression that he is just another progressive looking to pass on his own agenda and not what the people or our great Constitution want. This Tuesday is the very last day to cast vote in the primaries and if you are registered republican please come out and vote for Rick Scott and let’s keep Florida on the right tract and out of the dangerous progressive’s hands. The liberal press is not talking about Rick Scott for a reason, they are afraid of him and us. Don’t let their propaganda fool you. I hope I will see you Tuesday at your local voting site.
On the greatest note ever in recorded history; Saturday is the big day for me. Sarah and I are getting married and I could never be happier. For real this is happening on Saturday and I am pretty happy about who we have coming as guests and such. There are a few good people that aren’t coming to this fantastic event that I wish would be there with me and the love of my life. Actually there are a lot of people not coming that I wish could be there; probably not so much by their choice but just uncontrollable circumstances. The wedding is going to be over in Winter Haven under a little green and white gazebo right off Lake Silver just north of where we are having the reception 210 Cypress Gardens Blvd. Winter Haven, FL 33880. Now the way the invitation is written up I really hope everyone is able to find the wedding, the reception is easy to find. If you are reading this and are coming to the wedding just remember Lake Silver and you will be able to find it. Sarah’s uncle is going to be taking all the wedding photo’s and I am sure he will do a great job, that also means everyone is free to bring their cameras too so that we can have as many pictures of this wonderful day as we can. All my grooms men are named John and how odd is that, it is cool though because they are a great group of guys. I can’t wait to have a new Trump in the family. I love you Sarah.
Okay last week the A/c in the T-bird was repaired and it was kind of nice driving it around with a/c, so out of shear curiosity I tried to charge up the a/c system in the great and luxurious Lincoln. The first can of refrigerant I bought came with its own hose attachment saving me the expense of buying a separate one. I hooked it up and hit the button never reading the instructions. Needless to say by being an ass I waited 18 dollars because I didn’t turn the can upside down like the instructions say to do. After about 15 minutes of the a/c not getting any cooler I decided to read the whole not to elaborate instructions printed on the back side of the little pressurized can. I didn’t have the car on and didn’t have the can upside down. Well I Sarah turn on the car and I tipped over the can… I was a little too late; all the aerosol stuff was gone from me having the can in the wrong position and now I have a full can of refrigerant with no way to extract it. I went back into the auto part store, got anther can and did it the right way. Well you won’t believe this; the Lincoln now has very crisp cool air flowing from its twenty-one year old vents. Oh yeah I got the cool stuff. I think when tax time comes I will get all the door hinges, windows and locks all up to date and have the engine cooling system pressure checked and sealed. I love my great little car. Still under 100,000 miles and still going strong.
There is a new rum in my favor. Kilo Kai is one of my new favorites… Okay here is the list; Kilo Kai, Captain Morgan 100 proof, Sailor Jerry, Captain Morgan Tattoo, and Captain Morgan Original spiced rum. Yep that is about it. There are other good liquors out there but those are the ones I like a lot. So back to Kilo Kai, it is very very smooth and mixes so well with Coca Cola. I couldn’t believe it when I first tried it. I generally have a bottle on hand now so come by some time and have a rum and coke with me.
Well until next time
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